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One day, Pat Sharp was having a drink at home...
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| I wonder if my best friend in the whole wide world is at home today? | |
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So Pat promptly picks up his mullet and goes to ring his best friend in the whole wide world!... but look, the phone begins to ring before him!
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| Here goes, to ring my best friend in the whole wide world. OMFG, it's ringing, what do I do?!?! | |
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| Fucking ring ring, ring fucking ring, cunt, spluter, cough | |
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Pat answers the phone, and it's his best friend in the whole wide world!!!
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| Hi! How ya doing Chuck Norris? I was just about to ring you! Done many superkicks today? | |
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| No, not been able to since my feet started growing from my head - I think I caught foot and mouth ;/ | |
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