Starphobe  

...well, I've been fired. It's weird how calmly I handled it. I guess it's not worth getting upset over.

Anyway, there's really not much I can do besides move on. I'm a talented guy, and I've got my whole life ahead of me. I'm sure I'll find something.

Excuse me, sir! I'm new to the exciting world of unemployment! Can you recommend some dumpsters to sift through?

...you're a roach. You oughta be telling me.