It was the Popov what did it!

Author: Stiggy

Date: February 28, 2001

by Stiggy
2-28-01
Stiggy Age 8
You know son, you can't rollerblade or play baseball because you're too fat.
Perhaps dad is right. I think I'll go play in the basement.
Stiggy Age 17: The High School Years
You know son, besides being too fat to fit into decent clothes, you have poor taste in fastion.
Sigh.. I guess I shouldn't bother going out in public. I wonder about this newfangled internet!
Stiggy: Present Day
Son, meeting women isn't hard. You just don't have enough confidence!
Aww, fuck it. I'm gonna just go get a hooker.