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by Stompa
1-11-02
I'm in a boat. I'm in a boat. Ohhhh yeah.
Hey, what are you doin'?
I'm in a boat.
What in the name of Molotiv penguins do you mean?
GAWR!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Good ol' Jim was a'lookin' fer his friend, so he thought he'd ask this nice person.
Hey there lil fella
What the hell?
'Spose ya haven't seen muh friend. 'Bout yay high.
Gotta get outta here!
Well, now, seems ol' Jim gots himself into a pickle now!
Well Shucks!
DIE NAZI SCUM!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
When we last left ol' Jim, that crazy kritter wasn't takin' to kindly ta Jim.
Now calm down lil buddy.
FASCIST!! YOUR LIES WONT WORK HERE!!!
Well tarnation! there ain't no talkin' ta that kritter!
What in the sam hill are ya runnin' yer trap fer?
IT ENDS HERE!
Good ol' Jim never done found some'un he couldn't talk down. Like that dang ol' rat in that was drinkin' all our moonshine! I'll tell ya what, ol' Jim...
Jeez, cain't we talk this over.
Kay.

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
An that's how ol' Jim got ridda that rat with his bare hands... and a tractor.
Ahhh, come'n tell me whassa matter.
Well, just look at me!
I mean, what am I? Am I a one eared rabbit, a vaguely diguised Phallic suggestion or what?
Come back fer the next episode of Ol' Jim ta find out what this kritter is!
Shucks, I know what ya are!
*gasp!* What?

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Ol' Jim ain't the best at sayin' what is a'needin' ta be said, but he's smart as a buffalo and sharp like a... a...
Yer a thingy!
WHAT?!
a ROBOT!
What I means is, yer a robot!
YEAH!
Well, seems ol' Jims done it again! A'yep. Look fer more of Jim in the future!
A'yep.
Thank you! You've brought meaning to my life!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Heres that crazy bunny/robot/willy thingy Ol' Jim done helped! Lets see how he's a doin'!
I'm so happy! No more toiling and mystery any more! From now on, I am... Mr. Robot!
Not so fast!
Now whats this?
Huh?
*BAMPH!*
TARNATION!! It's that ol' Captain Yankee! Durn ol' guy's got it out fer all us Southerners, hill-billies, and red-necks!
Who are you?
I am Captain Yankee!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
That Capt. Yankee is at it agin! Will Jims tin friend be able to defeat him?
"Captain Yankee"? Why do you have a Conferderate flag?
.......
.......
RRAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
SHUT UP!
BLAZES! Will them thar super-powers he gots from that magic burrito be able ta make ol' Jim buy the farm too? Better stick 'round n'find out!
That was cool.

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Oh no! Ol' Jim ain't be knowin' that dang ol' Capt. Yankee's back! Mehbe, if'n ya hold hands, close yer eye, an wish real hard, we can warn him!
Shucks! That thars a done good trick, ya lil critter!
That's it fatboy. Little closer... closer...
DAMN! Well, ya tried, right? Ya lil bastards! I tol' ya ta warn'im!
Now whats all this fuss 'bout?
Bouf!
Dang nab! Whats we gonna do? Jim has no chance 'gainst that kinda power! Well, lets jest hope he has a plan. A durn good un at that!
Shucks! That thars a done good trick, ya lil critter!
So we meet again, "good ol' Jim" MAW HAW HAW HAW!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Uh oh, looks like Jims in a whole heap a trouble!
Dang. All that fire n'stuff. Great show, ya ol' coot.
Little critter? What the hell?!
Good ol' Jim, he could talk a horse outta hangin' himself after eatin' ol' farmer Cooders fence!
Now now, we can talk this over with some cornbread an moonshine. Home brewed!
Whatever! PRPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER, INBRED MONSTER!
Oh no! It didn't work?! Could this be tha end fer ar hero? Ya gotta read the next one ta find out!
Shucks!
Ha ha ha! Your psychological powers are of no use against me!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Well, seems Jim's in his biggest jam yet... Hows he gonna 'scape the powers of Capt. Yankee?
Huh? What're ya talkin' 'bout ya idjit!
Lets take this elsewhere...
How'd he do that? Thats wierder than a gooe an a groundhog... I'll tell ya it later, an it's a good un!
Shucks!
Like the moon!
Welp, looks like end a tha road fer Ol' Jim. I'll miss um... dibs on his Booze stills!
Ahh Shucks yer nuthin' but a ol' stick in the mud!
Stop saying that!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Does ol' Jim have a plan? Thars hope after all!
Hold on a minnit. Lemme make a call...
Eh, Alright, but make it snappy!
Lets see whats a happenin'!
Murmer murmer murmer
Where the hell did he get a phone? We're on the freakin' moon!
Lets hope that thar call was 'portant! May be tha last un Jim'll ever make!
Thank ya kindly sir. Ya was sayin'?
Eh, Alright, but make it snappy!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Ahh, whoeva Jim called, he best be gittin' here soon!
Well now. I'm jus' gonna wait righ' here fer a couple minnits.
Think again. End of the line, Tubby!
Who's this over that thar ridge?
De hell?
Not so fast, Capt. Yankee!
That's it? A teleegram? Whassit say? Stay tuned fer more excitin' action!
Telegram for you sir.
I'm kinda busy. Killin' southerners an all.

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
Jim ain't gots much mo' time! He best get crackin' on a real plan, 'cause he's still inna fix!
Shucks, hope this works
Hey, Ol' Jim here STOP Looks like yer inna pickle now ya ol' cuss STOP
SUPER DIMENSIONAL PORTAL SUMMON! stop.
This isn't good.
YEE HAW! Looks like Jim pulled through this time!
ARRGHHHH! I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME GADGET! NEEEXXTTT TIMMMME!!!!

 

by Stompa
1-11-02
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And thus, our hero, after banishing the sinister Captain Yankee into the endless nothingness of a random event to end a plot that was going no where, returns safely to Earth.
Well, I'll be a fried prairie dog on a stick! I'm Back! That was plum fantastic!
And as for Captain Yankee, is he really trapped, or will we see him again? Probably not. What was his deal, anyway??
GWAR!

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