Biting political satire at it s most rushed and mediocre

Author: StriderKyo

Date: April 4, 2005

by StriderKyo
4-04-05
Buushhh....BUUUUSSHHH!!! It is I, the ghost of your brain!
Brain!? Me n' the smack killed you back in the 70s! I still owe Belushi for hooking me up. Freedom.
Yes, and now I have come back to haunt you - with a warning! Continuing to cynically use religion to push your violent, shallow and materialistic agenda will cost you...your soul!!
Soul? Ha! Shows (freedom) what you knows. Only black people have that. Freedom.
What if I told you you wouldn't be able to watch football anymore? They don't have the Dallas Cowboys in hell, only the Bengals.
Aw dangit, the telly-prompter's broken agin. Gimme a moment n' I'll tell ya what I think. Uh, what was that word again? Got it written on my hand here...oh yeah - freedom.