All comics by SugarOnTheAsphalt

 

The Beginning of a New Era
Fine, we surrender and agree to your terms.
. . . all of them??
YES! Even that ridiculous part about treating people equally.
That's right! People should not be judged differently due to skin color.
Somethings just never change, do they?
Dude, what's your problem?
Better be careful in THIS neighborhood . . .

 

American Expansion in the West
Boy, this is the life, Tex. Out in the west with no women to bother us.
Yep. And we get to take control over all of this cuz of that ideal thingy . .
You mean "Manifest Destiny?"
Yeah! That thing! All of this land is ours cuz it's OUR land.
The Forgotten Owners . . .
Who are those wierdos?
Yeah, and why are they burning down our tents?

 

Johnny Worries About Education
Oh man! I'm so nervous about college!!
Eh, don't worry about it. It's just like high school.
. . .and Ralph offers a solution
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL?? Are you nuts? When did high school ever cost $8,000?
You can always just get a job. I'm workin' at Bill's Burger Bar.
. . . but Johnny may "hurt" Ralph in the end . .
Is it even worth it anymore?
Dude, there's pee all over the floor in the bathroom. So, yeah, it's not gonna clean itself.

 

A Few words on Healthcare . .
People need healthcare to survivie in this country! It's a fact!
But Senator, what will happen to those who are not covered in the plan?
We're not focusing on the negative aspects of this bill. This bill will make healthcare better!
Yeah, if you're living on the top rung of this craptacular society . . .
Yeesh, and they say I'm bad.
Yeah, at least everyone is entitled to coverage in OUR plan. . . hee hee

 

I don't get why us Black Women were seen as "promiscuous" back in the day
Yeah, and why weren't WE desired after back then?
Our husbands don't even notice us, not like they'd do anything if they did.
So, uh, did you watch the Cowboys last night?
Oh yeah. Did you see where Romo got sacked on fourth and one??
I guess we'll have to live with the fact that they're not as passionate as their ancestors..
Dude, your wife looks smokin'.
Wanna trade for a day?

 

Outside the Industry Building . .
Let's see here: this industry claims that its waste is disposed of legally and efficiently.
Then why do we see their wrappers and toxic cans in the lake?
Meanwhile, inside the boardroom . .
Now, where did we put those toxic waste cans, Gil?
Don't worry, Sir. I made sure that they were disposed of economically.
Gil's Economical Disposal of Toxic Waste...
How in the world did this happen? I used to be a fish!
Yeah, and I used to be a seagull. Now I look like Godzilla.

 

We want peace in our country, man. Mother Earth is in danger!
Darn Hippies, always protesting something around here
I will not be bought!! Protester's stick to their beliefs!
I will give you any amount of money that you want if you stop picketing in front of the White House.
I thought you were protesting in front of the White House today, Jed?
Alice, you can't win if you don't have enough money to buy out the people you're against . . .

 

The new casinos in Ohio will benefit the state greatly by providing jobs and extra income for the state.
Will a percentage of the money earned go towards Ohio schools?
Of course! At least 5% of the money earned will go towards schools in all of Ohio.
Magnificent! So they're be no more school closures. What a great initiative!
In a Town No One's Heard Of in Ohio...
I can't believe they closed down our school because of lack of funds. I thought casinos would've saved us.
Yeah, and now all of us have to move at least 2 hours away to find another school to attend . . .

 

This recession kinda blows.
Tell me about it. I can't find a job anywhere. Not even retaurants are hiring.
"Old people are forced back into the workforce 'cuz they have no money. But you know who still does. . ?
Two tacos, two cheese enchiladas, and a large Pepsi: that's $11.14
uh, can I start a tab?? Kinda lackin' in the money department . . .
. . . . The Coporate Executives. . . .
You know, Chuck, I can't decide on whether I want a Jaguar or a Porshe.
Well why don't you get both? You have enough, but you should get an Aston Martin, like Bond.

 

Calvin and Hobbes: Living in Today's world
Well, Hobbes, we've been friends forever and my parents still don't think you exist.
I kinda figured, Calvin, because of the lack of presents on the last 15 Christmases.
Do you think it's because they just don't want to spend more money on a stuffed animal?
Nah, it couldn't be. I'm too cute. They're just in denial about my existence . . .
" . . . you know, like how we're all in denial about the bad economy in America?"
I had an interview for a law firm. I was highly qualified, but a 19 year-old intern got the job. . .
Like, Omigosh, I can't believe I got hired! The economy must be, like, better, cuz I got a job!

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