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Suddenly, one normal afternoon....[crappy death music in the background]
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| I have come to take you into the vast depths of hell where you rightfully belong, you will burn in eternal damnation for the sins you have committed here on earth. | |
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| Finally, just me...and you. If you think that i'm just going to go quietly in the night like that Winston Smith guy....cause damn do you have a Can-O-Whoop-Ass coming your way. | |
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| What is it with mortals these days...does the reaper bit intimidate anybody!!! What if i told you i was gonna chop off your head in the name of God the Almighty? | |
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| HAHA! then i'd call you the biggest liar in history because you and i both know he don't exist. Maybe if you politely asked people to come with you & lost the weapon,people would be more understanding | |
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| yeah,don't tell anyone i said this...but God is really just a picture of john stockton on a golden throne, and heaven is just one giant nonstop basketball game. i personally lead the league in steals. | |
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| well, at least you can admit it, people still think the pope is infallible. i believe just the other day he outlawed the use of toilet paper because he said we should suffer like jesus, go figure... | |
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