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Translation of Airline speech
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| Welcome to Delta air. I will be your attendant for this flight. | |
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| Hopefully I can make your time with us the most uncomfortable possible. We have no blankets, only muddy water to serve you, and absolutely no oxygen masks or escape exits in case of emergency. | |
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| Our pilots favorite drink is Corona, which he is enjoying as he pilots our plane. We hope you survive your flight with us. Thank you, you poor hapless souls. | |
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