Santa and The Drunk

Author: SweetVenom

Date: November 29, 2005

by SweetVenom
11-29-05
Hey Ned, what brings you by?
Well I was wondering if you can help me with my tongue, it seems to be stuck this way.
Well Ned if you lose the booze your tongue will just go back into place.
Thats ok Santa I'll just ask Mrs. Santa she knows how my tongue got this way.
#%&!!