All comics by Syon

 

How they died.. by Syon 12-01-05
2 new people in hell ... Hey whats up enjoy it in hell?	yeah i guess so its ok Im new here so how did you die? i got my nuts caught in a blender	I died choking on a squrriel bone in my milkshake ...

 

Spaceship

I told him not to light a match after he farted in his spacesuit

by Syon, 12-02-05

 

scaring by Syon 12-02-05
Way to go scaring those humans! that was awesome! high five! Hell yeah that kicked ass!	Meanwhile... DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?! A SKELETON AND GHOST JUST CAME OUTTA THE CLOSET THEN BACK IN. Dude i think you've had alittle to much pot.

 

looking for a new school mascot. by Syon 12-02-05
looking for the new Mascot for the school... Too bloody	You're just a floating donkey head!	Howdy ho kids! PERFECT!

 

How it really went... by Syon 12-02-05
How it really went... Are you still alive? Yep	Damn my hitmen have failed! ....

 

Zelda Wannabe

Dude you drew the Tri-force symbol upside down!

by Syon, 12-05-05

 

Never Try To Fight A Possesed Giant by Syon 12-06-05
Fuck off man im trying to take a piss. I have come to fight you giant!	WTF?! AHHHHHHHHHHH	ah that feels better

 

Around the water cooler. by Syon 12-07-05
Have you been hearing about how more people are starting to spontaniously Combust? Some guy claimed it was because those peopled smoked alot of pot. Yeah and Dude its hot in here.	*Sigh*

 

Around The Watercooler. by Syon 12-07-05
Have you been hearing about how more people are starting to spontaniously Combust? Some guy claimed it was because those people smoked alot of pot. Yeah and its getting hot in here.	*Sigh*

 

Some Things Are Not As They Seem #1 by Syon 12-07-05
Man this sandwich is so good i cant take my eyes off it... Ok hold it! this is a stick up everyone drop to the floor!	Mmm Sandwich I told you to hold it now its your turn fatty!	But just at that moment the fat person transforms into... I am Clango 3000 top line Resturant Security System drop your weapon! Oh SHIT!

 

The Prison Talent Show by Syon 12-09-05
Hmm now just to find something to try to copy off the Tv to show off at the prison talent show.	Perfect! A Magic shows on this should be a easy trick it only involves a Hammer and a nail.	This doesnt seem right....

 

The Prison Talent Show #2 by Syon 12-10-05
And now conmen and uhh ..conmen i shall preform a Magic trick i have seen on Tv involving a nail and a hammer now watch closly. *Crowd watches on*	Tada! *Gasps and puking sounds and yells can be heard*	Im such a failure...

 

News Channel 3 Breaking Storys by Syon 12-12-05
Welcome im John Rightbackatcha here with the news!	Breaking News a overheated Xbox360 just recently exploded causing a massive fire suprisingly the fire was in a paper warehouse some were in serious condition others just paper cuts.	Top story tonight! a enraged robot went on a killing spree earlier today shouting Quote Unquote "Tobor Will Cornhole You" Police are still looking into the situation but no word on his whereabouts.

 

When A hippie Is Introduced To Cartoons.

whats up doc? Like im totaly here to protect you man from any more of those elmer fudd types man.

by Syon, 12-13-05

 

Unexpected Response. by Syon 12-13-05
And so i was like "Whats up doc" and "It's duck Season" which made him shoot Daffy.	...Hello? SUCKY SUCKY 5 DOLLA?!

 

Armageddon in the ass of a chimp. by Syon 12-13-05
Ok chimpy this is a very important mission we better not fool around remember what happened last time?	Flashback to Armageddon. You just had to lose the detonation remote didn't you? It felt good going in dont worry buddy ill go to the bathroom in about 5 minutes then you'll get it back heh.	5 minutes later.

 

Santa's PMSING

We've finished delivering all the presents except this one...this is for you santa. Listen if that box doesnt have a case of beer in it im gonna be shoving coal up your ass for the rest of your life.

by Syon, 12-14-05

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