The RPG, part 1

Author: THESANDWICH

Date: November 29, 2003

by THESANDWICH
11-29-03
Mom, why did you wake me up so early?
Your father wants to speak with you, young man!
Yo, son! I'm a farmer!
THAT'S IT? THAT'S WHY YOU GOT ME UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING?
Wait, how are we here now?
You forgot about my magic farmer powers.