THESANDWICH  

Sorry, I couldn't say the real reason there. Today is the day of your initiation into the order! Now, what is your name?

You know that already. It's Jimbobninjafuheadmittens.

Sorry there! Your name is above 15 characters! Your new default name is Bob!

What? My name is Jimbobninjafuheadmittens and you know it.

Shut up Bob. The order hates people who reject their new short names! Now, what is the date and time? Your gender would be nice too.

I hate the order and I hate you.