All comics by THE_PICNIC_TEAM

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-14-06
YEAH! This game is so FUN!
Where'd the game go! Where am I? AHHH THE VORTEX IS PULLING ON ME!
_________The Prison Prophets_______
FE FI FO FUM, Here comes the dumb and little one. If he makes it to his ride, the prophecy shall be his only guide.
Find the Emerald, Jade, and Dimond to power the ride and flee, The World shall be yours in every way, from sea to shining sea.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-14-06
Their screeming seemed to last for a whole hour.
AHHHHHHHHHHH! How did you-... Who did you-... AHHHHH WHAT ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHH HHHHHHH HHHHHH!
Right...... Yo what the heck are you!
Where the heck am I? I was just playing Doom 666: The Last Ride (Hey did I just loose my goatee?)
_________The Prison Prophets_______
He has passed thy first test, But it was only a short rest.
Now it shall be harder, to pass thy gate. For it is locked by mystical hate.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-14-06
No one can pass this gate.
We shall first eliminate! BOO YA BABY!
I AM THE ORACLE!
Yo dude... How do I get passed those 3 year olds.
GO TO THY FOREST OF LOVE. FIND THE CRYSTAL BY THE DOVE!
Uhhh...Yeah... Thanks dude....

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-14-06
Get away squirt! I'm Depressed.
Acorns
Don't make me break you in half!
Acorns
What the heck! Ahhhhhhh!
Acorns

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-14-06
Here, we see Neil, who is playing his new computer game.
This is going to be so totally wicked!
Neil is sucked into the computer game.
Nooooooooooo!! Yes!!!
Military man explains to Neil that he needs to save the world.
Yo, dude! What's ya probla' man?
This is the apocalypse. You have been selected to save the world, but your hoverboard is broken. Get all of the gems to fix it.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-14-06
Let's take this place over too.
What about the one over there?

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Here, Neil gets directions for the first gem.
Where do I begin?
First, you must travel into the Brazilian Jungle to get the emerald.
When Neil left, the military man turned into some sort of reaper. What could be going on?
Well, I'd better start ASAP!
Shaw, this is Shosho. The plan is working. Oh--and you owe me a dollar.
After arriving at the Brazilian Jungle, Neil finds himself by a vicious plant!
Ahh! Like, what is that thing? I gotta run away!!!
Ahh! Like, what is that thing? I gotta run away!!!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Here, Neil and the plant realize their mistake.
Oh so you don't want to eat me!
Of course not, I was scared of you!
The plant turns into a kangaroo with a gun.
Oh you never wanted to eat me... You wanted to shoot me.
Kangerdash! I'm just a shape-shifter, and I like this form.
The two introduce themselves to each other.
My name is Neil. What about you?
Oh; I'm Kinja-roo.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Neil asks Kinga for help.
Now that we're friends, can you help me get the emerald?
Whoa! You're talking about the emerald in Snake Tower?
Kinja agrees after some hesitation.
So that's where it is? Come on, let's go!
Aw man! Well, if it really is that important, then....
Um... Do we really have to explain?
Yo dude! Am I really seeing George W. Bush?
Yes! Ok, we do it my way! N-n-nuc-c-clear Weapons! Let's call my daddy!

 

Was sup homie!
How much shot could a cowboy got if a cowboy could got shot.
by THE_PICNIC_TEAM, 6-15-06

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Sir, you've parked your car in my driveway. Get it the heck out of here. Actually, I'm writing you up!
Oh yeah, well I'm taking you into custody for ----
That settles everything. Hehehe.
Would you like fries with that

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Er... this is awkward.
Well, I guess we've got to go into Snake Tower.
Hey, how long till the music drowns you out?Don't put words up in my mouth,I didn't steal your boyfriend. Uh, sorry--I got excited.
Oh, no! What disaster could this be?
Man, this place looks exactly like a prison! Hey, there's the thing with the emerald! Let's get it, Kinja! Kinja?
Ha, ha ! You shall never receive the emerald!
The monster's mom is evidently trying to convince her son to help Neil.
Jimmy! Give the nice boy and his friend the gem!
Aw, but Mom! I wanna torture people like Billy!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
The monster (Jimmy) finally agrees to give Neil the first gem.
If Jimmy jumped off a cliff, would you?
Maybe-- I mean of course not! All right, I'll give him the stupid thing.
Neil receives the gem, to his surprise.
Uh... You're giving me the emerald? Thanks.
Yeah, my mom made me. Now take it and be off!
Neil and Kinja leave to go to their next destination, Mt. Vesuvius for the ruby.
OK, I got the emerald! Let's go for the ruby! What are you doing?
It doesn't matter if you're white or black! Sorry, but I'm a huge fan of Mike.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Neil and Kinja reach the volcano.
Here we are at Mt. Vesuvius. And could you change into a different form?
Sure.
Just another one of those panels.
Please, God; make my death quick.
Let's go!!
The two of them go into the volcano (don't ask how).
Ok, look for anything that looks suspicious.
Hey! I found a peace sign.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-15-06
Neil finds a remote control--to what?
Take your focus of the peace sign and look at this remote control.
Well, press it already!
A hole opens up when he presses it.
Whoa! A hole in the ceiling just opened up!
And he doesn't even thank me! Hippies get no respect!
After going through the hole, they find themselves in a similar room.
Everything looks the same here.
No, my aura of humanity senses difference.

 

Come back here, Maurice! You know you want to!
Hey, what did I miss?
by THE_PICNIC_TEAM, 6-15-06

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
Oh my god, Kinja has just been eaten by a monster!
Kinja, look behind you! There's a huge monster!
What, I don't see anything--AAHH!
What in the world is Neil going to do?!
NO!!! You ate Kinja! For that, you shall die!
Oh, yeah, well give me your best shot, kid!!
-POKE-
Ha, see! That's what I'm going to do! Poke you!
AHHH! The feel of human flesh! It burns!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
Two warriors find each...
I will win you free jerk
Good luck trying
They did not know that they were brothers.
Not you again...
Do i always have to fight you?

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
Neil is surprised that he can beat the monster so easy.
Dude, you live in a volcano, and human flesh burns.
Yes, it has some oils in it that I cannot withstand.
Neil starts poking the demon.
Well, then--poke, poke, poke, poke! Ha, ha!!
No, please don't!!! I want to live! Well, I'm already dead, but you get it.
Neil works out a compromise with the monster.
If you want to save your life, then give me the ruby and Kinja.
No!!! I'll give'em to you! Just spare me!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
The two friends are reunited.
Kinja, you're alive! And look, I have the ruby!
That was so totally sick! Man, I was like going to throw up in throw-up!
They leave to the depths of the ocean.
Come on, we've got to go in the Pacific Ocean for the sapphire!
Aw man, I've got to change again!
Finally, Kinja does something normal.
Yes! It's normal for once!!
Ooh, look; there's some fish! Don't swim away, future dinner!

 

EWWWWWWWW
SOGGY BACON
EWWWWWWWW
by THE_PICNIC_TEAM, 6-16-06

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
Here you see Neil and Kinja breaking up.
C'mon we have to figure something out.
Have fun with that. I'll go get some lunch You wouldn't believe how much sushi there is down here!
Here, a short lunch.
Hi my name is La.
Wanna be my lunch. *wink*
Yummmmmmmm.....
X_X
That was one tasty head. Let's try the tail. Heheheheh

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
Meanwhile...
Hey, look; I found another person who looks like me!!
We must be different users of Doom 666!
A challenge is brought up by Neil and this other person.
There's the sapphire out in the open! I'm going to get it!
Not if I beat you to it, punk! Let's race!
Who will win this epic battle?
I'm going to get it first!
No, you ain't!

 

Come on baby, you know you want some of Al's masculinity!
Uh, please don't rape me again.
by THE_PICNIC_TEAM, 6-16-06

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
An end to the race.
Ha! I beat you! I am the ultimate player in this game. Oh wait, do I here something?
Burned to the crisp.
Whoa! Totally awesome! I can even feel the heat underwater!!! Wicked graphics!
A chance at the gem.
Why did you burn the other guy? Could you please teach me how to do that?!
I possess those kind of powers. We must hurry to the gem! Time is running out!!!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-16-06
A new identity.
Oh wait, you're not Kinja! Yo, who are you!
You fool, I am the keeper of the Sapphire! I shall destroy you like I did with the other one!
A new end for the Sapphire holder.
Don't mess with my friend. Hand over the sapphire 'dock'!
Oh! So you're bringing weapons into this! Well, you just wait here and I'll get my nucleur bombs!
The Journey awaits.
I got the sapphire Kinja! Let's go to the next portal! Cool gun
I found a letter in the gem. It says 'wings required'. Wonder what that means?

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
A possible solution failed, but another thought up.
Dude, you figured out the letter! Now, you can fly us out of here!
Sorry, buddy; chickens don't fly. If you want to fly, try this!
What is their destination?
I believe I can fly!! I believe I can touch the sky!!!
What are you talking about? You can't touch the sky!
So that's where they're going! Won't they burn up?
Where are we?
Our final destination, of course! The sunset!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
I can't believe it! The kid stole my question!
Wait a second! Won't we burn up?
Of course not! This computer game prevents damage by climate to users! Remember the volcano?
Why look for something in a place where you know everything?
Where shall we look first for the topaz gem?
Where else? My spaceship!
You know, that Neil kid is really smart, but Kinja is--well, not.
Er...no. How about the center of the sun?
Fine! We won't use my spaceship! But you'll regret it! 'Cause I'm leaving!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
I can't believe it! The kid stole my question!
Wait a second! Won't we burn up?
Of course not! This computer game prevents damage by climate to users! Remember the volcano?
Why look for something in a place where you know everything?
Where shall we look first for the topaz gem?
Where else? My spaceship!
You know, that Neil kid is really smart, but Kinja is--well, not.
Er...no. How about the center of the sun?
Fine! We won't use my spaceship! But you'll regret it! 'Cause I'm leaving!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
I can't believe it! The kid stole my question!
Wait a second! Won't we burn up?
Of course not! This computer game prevents damage by climate to users! Remember the volcano?
Why look for something in a place where you know everything?
Where shall we look first for the topaz gem?
Where else? My spaceship!
You know, that Neil kid is really smart, but Kinja is--well, not.
Er...no. How about the center of the sun?
Fine! We won't use my spaceship! But you'll regret it! 'Cause I'm leaving!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
Kinja gone! Say it's not so!
Finally! He's gone! And yet, I feel strangely lonely. No--that's just the burrito backing up!
This guy's got good taste!
Ah!!! Who are you?
I am Serje, a disembodied head! Did I hear you say something about a burrito?
Ooh!! Maybe he could read my mind!
But... I was thinking that!
Oh. I can read minds too. I see that you want the topaz at the center of the sun.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
A new revelation...
Let's go to the center of the sun, so we can get burned up!
Ok, I've always wanted to die.
Kinja and Neil find themselves in the spaceship.
Kinja...is that actually you?
I told you my spaceship would come in handy!
They arrive in the sun...
Yeah! We're finally in the sun!
Now, let's get the topaz.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
We be swimming in the sun!!! WEEEEEE!!!! I luv the sun!!! It so pretty!!! So pretty!!!! I drank way too much coffee!!!! Too much coffee!!! Caffeine is bad!!! Very bad!!! I feel jumpy!!! Very hyper!!!
Yeah...okay... Me worker for field..

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-19-06
Neil be singin yo!
We be burning not concernin' what nobody wanna say.
Wat Da Heck. Don't you dare tak bout burning. I'm an angel yo (wit a bad mouth).
That took a while to figure out--both of them!
YO, dawg! I see some aqua stone tat I'm just diggin'! I got to get it!
Neil, first of all, you're not ghetto. I am. Second, that's the topaz.
The fourth gem is about to be uncovered.
The topaz! We've got to get it!
And whose spaceship took us here to get it?

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Pretty obvious, don't 'cha think?
Forget about the spaceship! Let's get the topaz!
Yeah, I kinda know we need to do that.
As for me, I'm not a cannibal.
Aww, man, Kinja! Why do you keep getting eaten?
He's tasty! Needs a little BBQ sauce, though. Now, prepare to meet your maker!
Bad visions--bad visions!
You're my dad? Sweet!
No, it's an expression, you idiot!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Uh...?
Umm... We better get ready for battle, huh?
You know what kid, you're so stupid that I feel bad for you. Looking at you gives me a headache. I'll just give you the topaz.
I can't believe these people like eating Kinja!
Can I have Kinja, too?
Aw, man! He was going to be my dinner!
I like BBQ sauce!
Kinja! You're back!!
I got BBQ sauce poured on me!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Antarctica---the place with no people!
The final gem, the diamond!
Ooh...that's gotta be expensive!
An avalanche, you get the point.
Wait, I hear a rumble. Darn! It's my stomach! Everyone says you taste good!
No, that's an avalanche!!! Run for your life!!! OMG!!!
This kid's funny, don't you think!
We be swimming in da sun, yo!!!
This is not the time!!!!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Hi, I'm Karina. Tehehhehehehehe Allow me to explain the most devious plan known to man kind. Teeheheheheheheheh.
Your wish is my command. (BTW: I'm Nairb)
Not here Traci! (BTW: I'm Kevin)
What the heck.
Sucker....

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
I thought so too!
RUN, RUN, RUNNITY-RUN, RUN TILL TOMMORROW!
And I thought I was the weird one!
Hint, hint!
Phew!! We finally got away from the avalanche!
And look, there's a huge rock, like, right there! Like, OMG!!
They're stupider than they look! And that's pretty stupid!
Ya know, something about that rock seems familiar! Important, even.
No, that's probably just deja vu.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Well, look, like my plan succeded!
LOL, A girl who actually talks to herself. With her brain, I guess nobody wants to talk to her anyway. Figures... (BTW: I'm Emily)
Better run!
What are you doing in LIKE school on LIKE a darn Saturday! Scram you LIKE lazy rascals! (Priya)
Hey, I'm the Janitor. Was sup homie G. or should I say it how adults do, What is up Home Ga (Hasan).
Pick up the papers in my room. I talk so fast I made the papers all fly away. (Sal)

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Oh my god, I'm getting really mad!
Let's take that rock anyway, just for fun!
OK, but we've got to get the diamond afterwards!
A question that I can't answer! I'd better get to the next panel!
Whoa! I'm feeling a magical sensation!
It seems that we've got the diamond! Where will it take us now?
The end of the world is near!
Aw, man; we're back at the apocalypse!
Today's June 6, 6666! Death Day! We've got to fix the last ride and beat Shaw and Shosho on the moon!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Darn it stinks in here! All I'm trying to do is get to my class. (Marija)
New Kids..... (Emily)
I'm gonna be stalking this kid for a while.
I'm gonna be stalking this kid for a while.
This kid is so dead.
I am so dead.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
The final level! Finally!
It's the moon!
Where are Shaw and Shosho?
But I have to admit--he is tasty!
You know, I'm getting really tired of you being eaten!
HELP!!!!!!
Hey, isn't that a girl's name?
Who are you--Shaw or Shosho?
We combined ourselves, and we are now Sasha!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Come back young child. Dont get mad!
Cricket Cricket
Are you listening to me young man
Cricket Cricket
That's it young man!
I don't even get to call dyfice.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
He looks soooo hot!! Give me his #!
By the power of the five gems, I turn into Neil--Ninja Warrior!
Yeah, but you still can't stop the end of the world!
I would not want to be in the middle of them!
There you go, I hit you! Blood is oozing out of your skull!
Too bad, because I'm going to bite you!
I'm not choosing a side, so don't accuse me of anything!
Ow! For that, you get the deathly hit!
AAAHH! That hurts!!

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Oh, so he is burnin' hot!!
I will vanquish you with my fire extinguisher.
Is that cause I'm burning hot!?
Pretty heroic for a loser!
Here we see me using a fire extinguisher.
Neil won!!
Ha! I have vanquished you with my fire extinguisher and beat the game ( without Kinja, of course)
Darn it...........

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Back in Neil's room...
Like, why is the computer on? No one's using it! Neil is so careless! I'll turn it off!
Back in Doom 666...
Noooo!!!!! Kinja, you died! Even though I hated you, you were still my companion!!!
Dude, I'm right here--and in some nifty spacegear!
Neil is sucked away back onto Earth.
No!! What's going on! I'm drifting away from Kinja!
Actually, I'm coming with you.

 

by THE_PICNIC_TEAM
6-20-06
Neil's room again...
Oh my god, Neil, where did you come from?!
That was so awesome, Nikki! I was sucked into Doom 666 and I won and Kinja was there and it rocked!
Brother and sister are reunited!
Okay, little bro; I think you need a shrink. But first, who's that guy?
Huh? Kinja, what are you doing?
Fight, fight, fight, fight!!!!!!!
You fiend! You shall die for touching Neil! Kid, get behind me, quick!

 

THE END!!!!!!!
by THE_PICNIC_TEAM, 6-20-06

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