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| Well, I was going to bring in some Familiars Of The Month for display, today. But we ran into some problems. | |
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| The MPAA said showing an uncensored Riftlet would get us an NC17 rating, for one thing. | |
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| The silk garter snake laughed and told us he was wrapped around a Knob Goblin Harem Girl's leg and that's where he planned to stay. | |
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| The Hand Turkey was doing something very naughty with the Ghost Pickle On A Stick. | |
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| So the Emo Squid asked if he could come in, but we don't feel like cleaning bloodspatters out of our carpets. | |
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| ...I'm kidding. I just really hate your guts and would rather be here at home, fondling my Crazy Bastard Sword and entertaining ideas of making newbies pay 100 meat if they want to kmail me. | |
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