All comics by TapestryOfWords

 

by TapestryOfWords
11-12-01
Having died for our sins once already, Jesus just wants to watch a little Cable TV.
Could you help me get down from here?
Derr ... okay ... me get ...
But of course, one should never rely on children
This is not funny.
Hey, you're not Ted Koppel.
It's okay, clowns are all going to hell anyway.
Sigh. We are not amused.
Tee-hee-hee. Okay, Jesus walked into an Inn and gave the innkeeper three nails and said ... could you put me up for the night?

 

by TapestryOfWords
11-15-01
Jenny always hated raves, and now her reasonings are once again reaffirmed with the appearance of Homosapien Pickuplinus!
I know you from somewhere, don't I?
Oh GAWD, not one of those guys. I need a quick escape.
Cornered, Jenny ponders what her next step should be ...
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name is Suzy, isn't it?
The words justifiable homicide are receiving a whole new clarity for me.
When all else fails ...
Nice shoes ... let's--
Look dipshit, I'm a cult lesbian with the church of Tammy Faye Baker. I am not interested, infested with crabs and have had my genitalia permanently sewn shut.

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