PLOT TWIST

Author: TehKoE

Date: December 9, 2007

by TehKoE
12-09-07
Haha, silly peoples, Jesus never died at all! You can't kill someone who isn't already dead. I bet you're all wondering just how I did it.
My good friend Judas and I escaped to the moon! Isn't that awesome!?
You know, I really should have gone ahead and betrayed you. Of COURSE you can kill someone who isn't dead.
Can you turn water to wine? No? Shut up then, traitor.
Whose idea was it to go to the moon in the first place, genius? Not you or your Dad's, that's for sure.