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by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
The Start Of Cows Adverture
I heard this websites all about sex, drugs and jeues, is it true?
yeha man, and if you sign up you can make your own
OH! OH! how much does it cost to sign up?
depends how gallabol you are
continued....
what does gallable mean?
in that case $50 one time fee for you and you only

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
As Cow Forks over his money a thought comes to mind
heres your money (hands over the money)
as part of the sign-up i have to ask you the fallowing questions
Who showed you this website? are they as dumb as you? and do you have any freinds?
melonpolly showed me this website ,no and no
continue....
ah melonpolly, one of are greatest comic creators, since you are now a member i can answer any of your desired questions
i always wondered if melons had pollen

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
The Answer to cows question
well think of it this way, if melons produced milk and the pollen was from the flower (aka, pleasure dom) then yes melons do have pollen
WOW man thanks!
no problem
im going to tell my girl freind, shes a plant lady, and i bet she doesnt know that
wait!, your a guy cow?
umm am I?

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
Part 4, aka continue of 3
so you dont know if your a guy cow or a female??
im a cow, what else could i be
well if you have a girlfreind then your either a gay cow or a male
in that case i rather be a male cow
THE END
WAIT!!! i have more questions!!!
SICKO!! DONT COME NEAR ME AGAIN, AND THANKS FOR THE $50 (As he runs away)

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
Cows Frist Real Comic after telling his girlfreind about melons and getting the Sh** kick out of him, now singal and alone he looks for god
oh god, why have i been bashed with bad luck?
B/c you are F***ing Stupid thats why cow!!
???
YEAH YOU HEAR ME, YOUR F***ING STUPID NOW HE HAVE A STONER FREIND
A HOLY LIGHT COMES DOWN GIVING COW A LONELY FREIND...TO BE Continued
HI-A-FREIND!!
FREIND?!??

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
The Two Of them are about to Get Blazed..
Yo Freind you want to smoke some Pot?
umm alright
MAN IM FLOATING THIS SH** IS KICKING
yeah man, i feel all narly
After Tripped out, they come to a concuion...continue, Freind part 3
lets smoke more!!
umm alright

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
After Angel takes some LSD and cows smoked more..
YO man i feel some high
your high?
man you killed my bluzz now you will become burger meat!!
you said i killed your blazz meaning you are high?
20minutes before..continue part 3
Yo man i feel so high
Your High?

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
While on LSD Angel finds god
OH GOD I FOUND YOU!!
im not god, im jesus
oh alright, god...Im your long lost brother
hey you little F**ing Stoner go back to your own little world, im not GOD
Continue Part 4
ALright god im going to go now, i see your in a bad mood
YOUR F***ING RIGHT, YOU THINK ITS FUN BEING STAKED TO A CROSS?

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
Back to present..
yo cow you should go see god
Alright
In the make belive world
God!!, hear me out, all my freind are gone, i have masterbated, had sex with hoes, smoke lots of pot and now im lost on what to do
GO F**K YOURSELF IM NOT GOD!! im Jesus
continue part 6...
YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!(TRYS TO BLEED ON COW)
RIGHT ON GOD!!

 

by The1stMoonCow
10-17-04
Back From make Beleive world..
wow god a bitch when he wants to be
yeahm to bad, hey have you want to meet melonpolly?
after a while cows says alright
Hey mellonpolly im one of your biggest fans!!
yeah well (SMACK) thats what you get @sshole, dont ever tell that melon joke again!! YOU HEAR
After Shooken up...
is melonpolly as crazy as god?
man this is one bad day, lets smoke some more and forget today..

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-26-04
This IS cow very wasted
soooo i was driving down the road after a very large dinner, (turkey turkey)
PUke
cows very lost driving
yo watch were your driving FREAK
i also had to put the evil devil dude back in his devily evily hole mark RIP
cows sorry for running over the hippie
peace man
i didnt mean to hit the hippie but it all came some fast...did i mention i drank alittle to much??

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-26-04
after a night of drunken nice cow returns...drunk
hey man whats happening?
i belive im very drunk indeed
wasnt one night of beng drinking enough for the lonesome cow?
i thought so but i found a case of beer in my room. im making up for the lomesome times you know
daised and confused
i didnt know you talked sargon, or is it because im too drunk to tell that your not talking?
i dont talk, and im not sargon, gezz man get a girlfreind already and stop imaging cats like me when drunk

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-26-04
cow is not only drunk but very high now
wtf is going on??
yo man im not real but i will tell you this, you are very drugged out of your mind
but sargon if i imagin you why cant a imagin a lady with a kinky wipe?
danm cow you are dislexsic and whats with the kinky lady?
did you know i can write right handed drunk but not high, and the lady with the kinky wipe i duno, it beats nothing
sounds painfull, but im going to go now b/c im not real you know....avoid kinky wipe ladys, wait for one that wont cut your balls off in your sleep

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
Sings- In The Shadow Of The Valley
We have no future, heaven wasn't made for me, we burn ourselves to hell, as fast as it can be, and I wish that I could be a king, then I'd know that I am not alone
Maggots put on shirts, Sell each others shit, sometimes I feel so worthless, sometimes I feel discarded, I wish that I was good enough, then I'd know that I am not alone
Death is policeman, Death is the priest, Death is the stereo, Death is a TV, Death is the Tarot, Death is an angel and Death is our God, killing us all
she puts the seeds in me, plant this dying tree, she's a burning string, and I'm just the ashes
she puts the seeds in me, plant this dying tree, she's a burning string, and I'm just the ashes
thats so true man, right on, to bad no one ever listing to your Lyrics manson, than there would be more people like cow listing to you and not hating your style

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
Cows finally leaving his house after being lost and confusly drunk
yo nerd boy i see you final left your hobit hole
yo yourself man, im about to kick your ass if you say that one more time
oh alright nerd with long hair
hey kid have you ever thought kids like me would kill? well i got this crossbow with a 70pound pull and im about to stick it up your ass
umm..i have to go home now nerd see-ya later
uhuh.. just b/c i have long hair doesnt make me a nerb, im an very cencer young man with 4 computers and calls himself an individual, TAKE THAT CORPORATE AMERICAN KID!

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
it seems like its 4am
oh wait its not 4am but 3:42
why is the sun coming up at 3:43?
yo cow your seeing shit, that thing that look like sunrise is really a plane exploding in the sky, you really are drunk. and Stop listing to Infected Mushroom, it warps the mind. mansons the way to go

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
you can disregaurd the last like 5 comics.
DDrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
they must mean somthing right, after all i wrote them.
i mean what i said, but i dont remeber what i said so i may not, than again im lost
but i wassssss a little drunk, and still is
you think sleep may help me? i doo says the little voice in cows mind. but serously i cant spell nor i not mean what i said, whatever that was. sargon what did i say again?

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
...................
These drive your way of life
without the mind the body cannot go forth
........................
these drugs make me think
without thinking what would be left?
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these adictions drive are minds
without the mind we are nothing

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
Last Friday roles around
Yo Son im going to be around this week off
cool randy we can chill than
Yo Son im going to be around this week off
cool Kristball we can chill laterz
Sunday..
Yo Son kirstin says shes going to buffilo to see her mom and im just going to be around doing jack shit
uhuh..well atlest someone will be around

 

by The1stMoonCow
11-27-04
The Saturday after the saturday from last friday
Hey brezz and molly, hows it go
me and randy broke up havnt you heard?
yeah me and brezz have come to hang out with you
oh that sucks, but it doesnt mean he has to not come chill with me
i need to go to the mall and buy shit b/c thats the way i am
welllllll, the mall does blow, but i also need patchs for my huddy. hold on a sec let me smoke this bowl so i wont want to kill the preps at the mall

 

by The1stMoonCow
12-31-04
Hows your Break so far cow?
Um.....
Ummmm.....
Common Cow Spit it out
UMMM........Boring...Ummmm..Drrr....

 

by The1stMoonCow
12-31-04
Its 11:50!
Yup Almost The NewYear..
You know what that mean right?
sure dont..
its when everyone says there going to try new things and see how long it lasts
My newyears goal is to become a lion!

 

by The1stMoonCow
12-31-04
doesnt that take years of effort and devotion?
why yes but its the new year we can do anything we put are minds too!
Well you better start sargon
RIGHT ON!!
1 PushUP!, 2.......4......5.......7...
oh man i gotta rest..

 

by The1stMoonCow
12-31-04
okay i had my rest now to do another 10
1 PUSSHUP!
2........5.......8
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oh man its NEWYEARS!! and i set a new record..
i lasted 1minute into the newyears compared to 30seconds last year. you see nothing last forever not even your new years

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