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A Long Time Ago, In a Galaxy Far, Far- I mean, a small town near Jerusalem...
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| Honey, I got a vision from an Angel last night, telling me that you're carrying God's child, the Mesiah. Is that true? | |
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When the current King found out, he wanted the boy brought to him and executed. So an Angel told Mary, Joseph and Jesus to go into hiding.
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| Dad, why do we live in Egypt instead of a place like Jerusalem? | |
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| First rule of living in Egypt: Do not talk about living in Egypt- DAMMIT! | |
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So, when the king died, Jesus headed off on his holy journey. Eventually, he arrived in Jerusalem.
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| Hm... So I have to get a load of followers in order to spread the word of God? .....OK. | |
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