Modern Christmas Carol Redux.

Author: TheBigJE

Date: December 22, 2005

by TheBigJE
12-22-05
Who disturbs an old man's slumber this night?
It is I, mon! The ghost of Bob Marley! Your old business partner!
I'm here to warn you, for if you don't tell me where the Fritos are, your future will be filled with despair, mon!
...You've been smoking that special tobacco again haven't you?
I'M FUCKIN' STARVING MON!