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| My wife and I walked into a bar last night.... | |
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| The bartender said, "We don't serve pigs here." | |
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| I said, "But I'm a dog," to which he said, "I wasn't talking to you." | |
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| ...... See, he was indicating that my wife was a pig, not in the sense that....she actually.....is....a.... | |
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| I implore you, for the love of God Almighty....kill me. | |
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