DogonBall Z - The Low Budget Rip-off

Author: TheBlairZip

Date: December 20, 2001

by TheBlairZip
12-20-01
Worst
My wife and I walked into a bar last night....
The bartender said, "We don't serve pigs here."
Cartoon
I said, "But I'm a dog," to which he said, "I wasn't talking to you."
...... See, he was indicating that my wife was a pig, not in the sense that....she actually.....is....a....
Ever
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I implore you, for the love of God Almighty....kill me.