TheMadcapLaughs

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He's an actor of sorts, who sold himself too short... so now he travels door to door performing "Death of a Salesman."

My People Call It Maize

by TheMadcapLaughs
7-08-03


	Why did you use a carrot for my nose?


	You're a snowman. A carrot nose is a requirement!


	...what about some corn-on-the-cob arms, while you were at it?


	I know I gave you pieces of coal for eyes, but do I look like a farmer? Besides, I didn't want you to get eaten by a deer so fast this time.