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| welcome back to jesus and pals! first caller, you're on the air! | |
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| hi there jesus! well anyways, i was calling you about a strange medical condition i seem to have developed. i have a strange orange ring around my penis. can you help me? | |
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| hmmm... well, it might help to first understand what you do for a living. | |
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| oh, im unemployed. i just sit at home, watch porn and eat cheetos all day. | |
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| hey, just because YOU don't have pron doesn't mean everyone else has to suffer... | |
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