the greater good

Author: TheNewSoup

Date: June 11, 2004

by TheNewSoup
6-11-04
oh wise and honorable master, i climbed to the summit of this mountain to lift a burden that has been resting on my soul...
yes, what is it my son?
well, i live in nebraska. i'd really like to go surfing. is there any way i can accomplish this without driving like 400 miles to the coastline?
yes, there is. you will need to purchase a wave pool. a nice and powerful one.
but those are expensive.
we must all make sacrifices for the greater good.