The_Mighty_Tor  

I don't know what it is, I just can't seem to meet the right girl.

I'm sure she'll come along, besides, any girl would be lucky to have you.

Oh yeah? How 'bout you then...

God no... uhh... I meant any other girl would be lucky to have you...

Ahhh... I see... (bitch)

Well, that was awkward.