The_squirrel

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Well due to all the fan mail that I have received over the years, I just feel the need to quit writing these things and take up something you fuckers might really laugh about. You know something constructive like sticking my penis in a light socket. Oh well, Just to let those fans I do have know I have a new e-mail address(demonjerker@hotmail.com) and a new AIM name(ModestMusculus). Well I am off to torture myself some more with these god aweful things I create in mass amouts at spradic time periods. Yeah that sounded fancy!

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by The_squirrel
9-03-01

Ryan on a date


	Hey babe, so you want to come to my place and have some sex?


	HAHAHA.... your kidding right I thought that you were gay.

Ralf on a date


	Hey, how about you and me, in bed, my place.


	Sure sounds great.

Bob on a date


	Hey so I had a good time tonight you think I could have maybe a kiss?


	O my god is he talking to me. Maybe I should just keep walking. This freak can't be talking to me.

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