The_squirrel

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Well due to all the fan mail that I have received over the years, I just feel the need to quit writing these things and take up something you fuckers might really laugh about. You know something constructive like sticking my penis in a light socket. Oh well, Just to let those fans I do have know I have a new e-mail address(demonjerker@hotmail.com) and a new AIM name(ModestMusculus). Well I am off to torture myself some more with these god aweful things I create in mass amouts at spradic time periods. Yeah that sounded fancy!

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No Bob No

by The_squirrel
9-10-01


	So how did you get away form that squirrel?


	I threw a nut at him an ran away. What a stupid squirrel.

RING RING


	Why the fuck am I always doing shit around here. GET THE PHONE LEROY, PLOW THE FEILDS LEROY. What color do they think my skin is. Anyway, what the fuck you want bitch.


	Let me speek to bob.

An you thought that the comerical was stupid. Well you were right. FUCK BAXTER!


	BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB BOB........


	Holy shit it's the squirrel.

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