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		|  |  |  |  |  | Jamie I need you to go out and cut the hedge using the new ladders I bought |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | No way, those ladders are a deathtrap, they are too small for a start and have no balance. We need to get new ones |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Nonsense, what possible harm can come from standing on your tip toes on top of a flimsy ladder, whist on uneven ground? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Don't forget the fact you're also holding a hedgetrimmer, that's gotta be safe. If you hurt yourself I will laugh so hard at you. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I'm just back from the Hospital, I fell off the ladders and broke my wrist. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA-IT HURTS TO LAUGH THIS HARD BUT IT'S WORTH IT! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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