All comics by Thorr

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1
by Thorr
12-29-02
Brr... It's cold.
You're tellin me...
Did she just say something?
No... No I didn't
Veto the Gators!
I shrunk.

 

3
by Thorr
12-29-02
Hey, my name's Emiliano.
No way! MY name is Emiliano!
...
...
Ok, then... I'm gonna go.
See ya...

 

by Thorr
12-29-02
Hey. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Sure, let me just get out of this costume, and into something more comfortable...
...
Ok, It's five three sev....
Ugh, how rude.

 

by Thorr
12-29-02
Hey hot stuff, my name's Lauren. What's yours?
You know, I think your hair is so sexy.
So hun, What'dya say? Coffee?
Mom, You're embarassing me again...

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
No.
Please?

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
What're you in for?

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
I'm going to need you to dance for me.
No.
DANCE!
Fine.
Really??
No.

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
Hello?
Is your refridgerator running?
I don't have a refridgerator.
Oh, then you better go catch it!

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
Lauren attempts to show Jenna her friend's "friend"
Check this out...
What is that?
That's a penis.
I thought that was someones hand coming out of their ass.

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
Hey, Earl, look at my new haircut.
No.
Earl, come on, don't be a party pooper.
Cynthia, I hate when you do this to me.
Well, then at least look at my new bikini wax.
Cynthia... I'm blind damnit. You know that.

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
I hope nobody was around to smell that.

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
Okay, so let's say that Mr. Johnson has $2.75 and he buys a dildo that costs $.99. How much does he have left?
...Cheap dildo...

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
Pull my finger.
But... I'm pregnant.
No, you're just lazy.
Wanna bet?
No.
Okay.

 

by Thorr
12-30-02
Dum-de-dum-dum... Presents for the nice children...
...SANTA?
Oh... I'm sorry you saw me, Beatrice, now I'll have to show you my trippy side.
Shroom?

 

by Thorr
12-31-02
Hey kittie, kittie, kittie....
Jenna, I think your frats akade of me.

 

by Thorr
1-01-03
I only started because everyone was doing it.
If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?
Probably...
Wait, what's a bridge?

 

by Thorr
1-01-03
You jumped off the bridge, didn't you?
Probably.
...My ass is on fire.

 

by Thorr
1-01-03
Wasn't that funny?
No...
Well, at least Cece thinks so.
...hmph
*CECE*
HI! ARE YOU ORANGE? I LIKE SPONGEBOB.
::sigh::

 

by Thorr
1-01-03
Just because I have a short attention span it doesn't mean
???
Ooh... pie!

 

by Thorr
1-02-03
Hey man, did you see that rainbow this morning?
Yeah, man, it was huge... those things are so cool.
Yeah, I hate rainbows.
Why would you hate rainbows?
Oh God, I hate those things they're so colorful and then they crawl up your leg and then bite the inside of your ass. Then you scream and you can't tell because you don't want anyone lookin n your ass

 

by Thorr
1-04-03
Ruff!
What???
Haha, you thunk I barked.

 

by Thorr
1-04-03
Thanks for the stuff!
Yeah, Merry Christmas... What'd you get me?
I'm so pissed off, that stupid artisan lady ran off with our money and your Christmas gift...
Oh, that sucks, what was it anyway?
It was this Christmas reef strung with glow-in-the-dyke eyeballs!
Sounds like a game.

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
Venus is jealous.
Sigh, I'm Psyche and I'm so beautiful and perfect... All people admire me.
Look at that Psyche! Does she think she can out-do me, Venus, the goddess of Passionate Love?
Cupid, my son! Come here! I want you to find Psyche and put an antilove spell on her.
Yeah, Ok Mom. I'll go do that now.
Cupid goes down to Earth.
Oh My! She's so beautiful and kind! The only reason Mom would have wanted her miserable is if she's jealous of Psyche!

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
**ANTILOVE SPELL**
Why does nobody love you? You're so beautiful! How could every man pass you up?
I don't know mother, I just don't know. I really AM so perfect!
You must bring Psyche to the highest hill, leave her and that is where her soulmate will meet her and take her away!
I can't believe what I'm hearing! But anything for my daughter's love!
**Abandoned**
Psyche, we're taking you to the highest hill, so that you may meet your love! I'm sorry, I will never see you again.

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
Why am I here again?
Come with me!
**FLYING**
Wow... She's heavy.
**ASLEEP** ... **WAKE UP**
Wow, I wake up in this empty gorgeous house- Where is my love?

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
I'm right here.
**INVISIBLE**
But why can't I see you?
You must never see me.
**VOW**
Why not?
Just trust me. We must base our love on trust.

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
One mischeivious night....
I know I shouldn't, but I really want to know what he looks like!
**WALK**
Oh my God! He really IS gorgeous!
ZzZzZzZzZ
**GASP**
You've seen me! I trusted you. Now, I must go.

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
**WHINE**
Ohh... I'm so lonely. I think I'll go look for Cupid. Where would he be? ::Lightbulb:: HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE!
I'll offer myself as a servant to Venus and hope she allows me to see her son.
**OFFER**
I will be your servant, just allow me to see my love, Cupid.
Fine. You will attempt to complete the most inane chores that have ever come to my mind.
I've done all you asked. My bones are week and for some reason, every chore you command, a miracle helps me, but I didn't just tell you that.
Hah! Now for more torturous chores!

 

by Thorr
2-23-03
Mom, come on. Hasn't she suffered enough?
No! Of course not! She thinks she's better than a goddess.
**HOORAY**
Mom, please? I love her.
Alright, fine, but only for you!
Great. Psyche and I will get married in Heaven tomorrow and she will be turned into a goddess herself.
That was quick thinking.

 

by Thorr
4-12-03
I'm a robot butcher.

 

by Thorr
4-12-03
Are you the boy who helped toilet paper those two houses down on York Street last night?
Nope.

 

by Thorr
4-12-03
I hate being illiterate.

 

by Thorr
4-12-03
mmmmmmm...mmmmm
Ahh!
God, Amy! Something is crying in your kitchen!
555-9999 is Steve's number on DreamPhone.
...Oh? What? That? Ever since the cat ran away my dishwasher's been making noise.

 

by Thorr
4-12-03
Heyyyyyy
Yo mah nizzle!
How's life treatin' ya?
Fo shizzle ba dizzle!
You're so cooky.
huh-izzle?

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
Where the....?
Come on, is it in yet?
I don't know whe-
It should be somewhere between the radius on my left arm and my abdomin.
Oh, why didn't you mention that earlier? Silly goose.

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
Why so sad, Manic-MoodSwing-Redbot?
I'm not sad. I'm depressed, energetic, anxious, constapated, angry and hungry for little girls! Rawr!
...Creep.
That hurts. I'm counting, and once I get to ten you better have apoligized. 1..2..

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
Why so sad, Manic-MoodSwing-Redbot?
I'm not sad. I'm depressed, energetic, anxious, constapated, angry and hungry for little girls! Rawr!
...Creep.
That hurts. I'm counting, and once I get to ten you better have apoligized. 1..2..

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
Why so sad, Manic-MoodSwing-Redbot?
I'm not sad. I'm depressed, energetic, anxious, constapated, angry and hungry for little girls! Rawr!
...Creep.
That hurts. I'm counting, and once I get to ten you better have apoligized. 1..2..

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
Why so sad, Manic-MoodSwing-RedBot?
I'm not sad. I'm depressed, energetic, anxioius, constapated, angry and hungry for little girls! Rawr!
...Creep.
That hurts. By the time I count to ten you better have apoligized. 1...2...

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
You know, Thorr, there are a lot of mistakes on your comics page.
Yeah I know. I really suck at this.
Yeah, you totally do.
Shut your face. And don't call me Thorr.
Sorry, Sir.
That's better.

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
..What've you been feeling this morning?
Depressed, energetic, anxious, frustrated, horny, creative, lazy, needy and hungry for little girls.
Has anything provoked you to feel these ways?
Yes.
Would you mind telling me?
Realizing that I'm taking therapudic advice from a fucking raindrop in an alley.

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
*SiGH*
Oh I wish I had a depressed, anxious, constapated, charming, horny, manic RedBot who's hungry for little girls to comfort me right now.
*OUt of NoWhere*
I'm a depressed, anxious, constapated, VERy charming, VERy horny, manic RedBot who will comfort you. Now hows about givin' daddy some sugar?
*Oh, Foo.*

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
I want your sex.
Everybody hurts.
What's goin' on?
She's so high.
Jenny from the block?
Yeah, I heard it through the grapevine.

 

by Thorr
8-12-03
Jeez, Sir, your last strip really sucked. Seriously? Where do you get these horrible ideas? I mean... song title conversation?!
You know, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I-
I know, I know; you would have farted. Sir.
That's right. I would have farted.
Good. Now go make me a sammich.

 

by Thorr
8-13-03

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Make me some guacamole.
Sorry, I'm allergic to the kitchen.
*POOF*
Fuck. Then what kind of mail-order bride are you?!
That's better.

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Sir! What happened to you?
Era una mail-order novia y ¡no puedo hacer guacamole!
But how did you turn into a little Asian girl who only speaks Spanish?
La bruja no era satisfecho, y entonces ella me transformò a eso. ¡Todo sobre un tazón de guacamole!
*wink*
I think you better go back to her and ask to be transformed back... or at least to somethig that doesn't completely offend a race due to your lack of cultural knowledge.
¡Oye, eso es un buena idea! ¡Adios!

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Bruja feo, ¡yo deseo que te transformò me al un otro persona de eso!
Uhh... I don't speak Asian. But I do have a magic wand that sweeps floors.
*AcHoo*
--------------------------------------------->voosh!
This'll do for now.

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Oye, so ella solamente changed me back porqué she couldn't understand me, so I---
Sir?! Is that you? You know, I think Spanglish redheads are so hot...
Lauren...I'm still una teenage girl... Just... On the inside. Not that this es bad... I mean I can pee standing now!
Awe...some. It's good to have goals in life... So you're saying you don't feel anything towards me now that you've... "switched teams"?
No of course not, y it doesn't become you to quote el Seinfeld. Now, let's go to the beauty parlor; my nails are chipping and I can tell you need un eyebrow wax.
Thanks, Sir, you always know how to get me off the rebound!

 

by Thorr
8-13-03
Don't worry.
Be Happy.
Go away.

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