Tinman  

Look, I'm refuse to help you sell T-shirts. It's morally repulsive, and I'd be a hypocrite for doing so.

Come on! You'd at least be helping take profits away from the heartless parents involved in this media freakshow.

You make a good point. I suppose I could give all my profits to a charity, to make sure th blood money helps someone in need.

Uh, I hate to say this, but most charities can take up to 80% of your donation for fuelling bogus growth (i.e. profit), so you're only helping the rich get richer.

Hmm... I could give it all to the first homeless person I meet?

Unfortunatley most homless people are alchoholics and junkies who'll just use your money to destroy themselves. I however, could do with a new Widescreen TV, if you're offering.