Tinman  

According to the Daily Record, Firsat Dag was stabbed to death in Sighthill... Again. I wonder what happened to... Flora!

oH tInMaN! iT's TeRrBlE! i FeLl In LoVe WiTh HiM aNd ThE sEx WaS fAnTaStIc. aFtEr It He ToLd Me We DiD wRoNg, As iN tHe FuTuRe I'm HiS mOtHeR! tHeY uSe Me tO eNgInEeR hIs BiRtH...

This is my chance... She's all fucked up and vunerable.. I can finally fuck her in the exaust pipe...

i FuCkEd My OwN sOn! ThEn NeDs StAbBeD hIm To DeAtH iNfRoNt Of My EyEs! SoB! SoB! SoB...

Ignoring the fact that the most recent plot developments have been WAY too convoluted, why is your dick all swollen? Not to mention the 3rd degree burns...

Shut up.