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Side Story: Bringing in the big guns

by Tinman
11-24-01


	Okay, I know you Van Helsings have dealt with vampires before, how can we cure Andy?


	Well, I personally have only ever worked in the museum. I guess I could stab him through the heart with our best garlic flavoured wooden dildo.


	Hmm. I'm looking for something that's going to leave him less... Dead.


	Lemme check the manual... It's experimental, but there's an intense 'deprogramming' option available.

Later, in a cheap motel far off the beaten track...


	YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE. YOU ARE ANDY DOUGAN, FILM CRITIC EXTRODINARE. YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE, YOU ARE ANDY DOUGAN, FILM CRITIC EXTRODINARE...


	I'll agree to anything - just stop hitting me in the face with a badly made 'anal intruder' donkey dong.