Tinman  

Well, I managed to survive the crash by holding my head between my legs. It surprised me how this saved my life in the way those safety cards make it out to.

I've now been trapped on this mountain for a week. I've eaten all the tiny packets of peanuts, so now I may have to resort to eating the remaining dead bodies. It's the last thing I want to do.

After all, I've already fucked most of them.