Tinman  

Porno Bunny, I have to ask, what the fuck is up with your wife? Male, female, what?

That wasn't my wife! That was an insane Forum Zombie hallucination! I'm actually married to Lisa 'Left-eye' Lopes.

Really? But you're such a racist! How can you peacefully coexist with a black 'diva'?

Well... She's not so much my wife as I keep her in a cage and rape her nightly like the dirty spearchucking whore that she is.

I can't believe that Amnesty International sent my letter back saying I deserved this for 'Supernova'.