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| After Fistandantalus casts "Word of Death" on you, you have one turn to live. ...Okay, so what does your character do? | |
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| Hmmm...how many spells can I cast this turn? | |
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| ...Um, you're a level nine spell caster, right? Do you have any enchanted items that give you bonus modifiers or target number modifiers? | |
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| Well, last week Cthulhu gave me his phone number, and said if my character was in trouble to ring him up. | |
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*Incidentally, Cthulhu has 9875 hit points, while the Dungeon Master has about 3.
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| DOESN'T HE GET A SAVE THROW? | |
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| *gulp* Sure thing, sir. And I bet he'll make it too. | |
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