And Now, A Man On A Bench.

Author: Tomba42

Date: February 15, 2005

by Tomba42
2-15-05
This guy who isn't in fact Gabe from Penny Arcade despite looking like him ponders.
All is darkness. Why do I live?
I am the god of Hokey Pokey. You will obey.
What if I'd rather contemplate the futility of my existence?
And equilibrium is reached.
Don't you get all angsty on me, boy. I own you.
I like beer. Maybe I live because of beer. Maybe I should HAVE a beer.