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| I've been watching the Matrix. There is no spoon. | |
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| Last time that happened to me I had to spend a week in the hospital when I tried to eat my cornflakes with a steak knife. | |
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| You should tip your bowl to your face and drink your cereal. | |
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| I would have done that, but I was out of bowls too. I had to get them from a large round cheese platter to my mouth somehow. | |
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| You should get a dishwasher. | |
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| I had a clean ladle, but it was too deep to scoop properly, and the egg beater just hurts your tongue. | |
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