TooMuchCoffeeGuy  

Yeah, I know how to fight, I do Boxing.

I practice Yoga and Crane style Kung-Fu.

Wow, so you can, like, grab people's tongues, reach around behind them, twist your body around itself, and pull their tongue out of their ass?

Yeah, but I haven't had the chance yet.

So far all that's happened is that I've had to be surgically removed from two arcade machines trying to get at the stuffed animals.