TooMuchCoffeeGuy  

Sir, our Bothan spies have found a potential location for our new base. It's a planet in the Pika system.

The Pika system? What's the planet called?

Dethsrectum. It's far out enough that the Empire aren't likely to have anyone there.

What's it like? Any beaches, sun, pristine scenery?

Sorry Sir, it doesn't look like it.

Another shit-hole, eh? Well, make preperation to depart for the Pika system!