TooMuchCoffeeGuy  

It's no use sir, it's got us. Should we abandon ship?

It's too late for that, we'll have to see this through. Engage full throttle, maybe we can shoot out the other side.

Now, just hold still, I'll get my hand in under here, then we can ease you up...

OWWW!!!!! Dammit Esh! Warn me before you fist my ass.

I didn't touch your ass, your legs are probably just numb and you've got pins and needles.

Bullshit. Something is clearly up my ass. I assure you I've had enough things up my ass to know what it feels like!