TooMuchCoffeeGuy  

Enough of this foolishness! I am the ghost of Christmas past, and I have come with a warning!

Aren't you supposed to show me my childhood and make me see the error of my ways.

No. You were one fucked up kid and you'd only start masturbating.

But we could watch that time I fucked my mom!

Alright it was the dog in my mom's clothes. What? It still got me hot! Fluffy looked great in lipstick...