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In what can only be considered as MAN'S CLOSEST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH OPEN FLAME, St. JOE RESURRECTS the DEVIL in exchange for a celebrity wife and the gift of INVISIBILITY!!!
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| WHAR HAR HAR!! I'M BACK! --doo be doo doo do bee da beedee bo bee -- I'M BACK IN THE SADDLE AGAIN!!! (a beat) oh! What's wrong YOUNG ASHCROFT? Aren't you gonna KISS AND HOLD ME like it meant som.. | |
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| *sob* BOO HOO HOO HOO!!! MY LOINS HAVE COMPLETELY CINDERED AND BLOWN LIKE SO MUCH DUST IN THE WIND!!! What will I tell my celebrity WIFE?!! Ungh huh huuh sob...*sniff* it might as well be INVISIBLE! | |
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| HAH! Exactly the point!!! AND SO BEGINS MY END OF THE BARGAIN! You're loins are NOT TO BE SEEN!! And here now before you is the CORPSE OF A WOMAN NAMED SHELBY WINTERS!!! DECEASED 1812... | |
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| WAIT A GOD DAMNED SEC HERE!!! You mean to tell me that THE CORPSE IN THAT GRAVE IS MY WIFE!??! I-I-I've never even heard of SHELBY WINTERS!! She's no CELEBRITY!!! | |
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| Oh sure she's no celebrity now...but when WORD BREAKS THAT YOU TOOK A CADAVER TO BED SHE'LL BE ALL OVER THE PRESS!!! HA HA HA!! (whispers) so come on...aren't you ganna KISS THE BRIDE!!! | |
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| (...sweet god almighty.) So let me guess...ABOUT THE TIE YOU PROMISED ME...is it a BOLO or something!??! | |
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