Having turned his back on GOD, life, and his very sanity...SAINT JOSEPH finds himself in the farthest reaches of the galaxy...with the DEVIL!!!
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| Lemme see here...so if I'm reading this right, this document GUARANTEES me fame, fortune and at least one CELEBRITY WIFE in exchange for my SOUL and ONE SEXUAL FAVOR!!! | |
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| Oh don't be so NAIVE Young Ashcroft...unfortunate as it may be for you...I CAN read your mind. So do be a good chap and enter into this COVENANT with me. | |
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| Alright then...I've made COVENANT's before, but what kind of SEXUAL SERVICES would you like me to RENDER for you? | |
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| Oh! Why nothing big really...and NO ONE HAS TO KNOW!!! Let me PROBE you gently, slowly and PROFESSIONALLY in the fanny with this pitchfork of mine...I PROMISE by the END of this I'll have DONE you a | |
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| Why YES a favor! A GOOD TIME kind of favor! And to SWEETEN the DEAL I'll throw in one of these NEAT ties like the one I'm wearing! So what'll it be...my dear priest?!? | |
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