SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft in SAINT'S BE PRAISED

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: April 27, 2001

by Toots_MacFadden
4-27-01
3:00 PM just after Sunday mass and Joe's coronation to YOUNG FAITH AMBASSODOR...
Sit down, sit down AMBASSADOR ASHCROFT!!! We are so EXITED to have you here, why my own WIFE surgically attached a penis to herself so she could show you her ENTHUSIASM!!!
Well...I guess I could go for that...so just stand here perfectly still JOE, and for the LOVE OF GOD don't PASS GAS, or I'll never get under the covers with these CATHOLIC ARISTOCRATS!!!
Meanwhile, down in Joe's stomach where his loyal servants have the floor...
PEE PEE PEE PEE WHOPEE WHOPEE CUSHION CUSION NO MO NO MO RICH BITCH PUSHIN'!!! HEE HEE HEE!!!!
OH HO HO HO DAT RHYME SUNFWOWA WE MAKUM ROYAL ASS OF JOPEE POOPFACE!!!! HO HO HO!!!! PULL DA LEEVA!!!!
*FFFFFIIUUUUUUCCCCCKKAKAKA...*poop*
Such a noise!!! SUCH A RUCKUS!!! SO INTENSE EVEN NOW...MOTION to ELEVATE Joe to the status of SAINTHOOD!!! You'll need 3 miracles MY LORD but you may have just MADE ONE in YOUR PANTS!!!
"just stand here perfectly still..."