SUNDAY MORNING: Starring Joe Ashcroft in A SHAMELESS PLUG!!!

Author: Toots_MacFadden

Date: April 27, 2001

by Toots_MacFadden
4-27-01
On the 38th day of Joe's fast, he had an idea...a terrible, horid, lovely IDEA...
Ungh..*squimph* gad *guish* I...I managed to pack so much damp soil and underbruch in my anus it should be VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE to keep passing gas!! Thank GOD once again science is able to TRIUMPH!
And down in Joe's HOLY BODE...
OH!!! ONO WE BE...OH NO NO NO!!! NO FOOD FOR PWESSA AND NO WILL TO RHYME!!!!
OPP'S *poop* I SOIL MYSELF SO SCARED!!! ME SO!!!
To be continued...
Heh...*pant* got you fuckers!!! *pant* Oh, I need to sit down...*cough* *wheeze* Heh heh hee..I DID IT!!! I DID IT!!! I WON THE DAY!!!
Yes...yes, but at what price?!? At what PRICE indeed!!!! HOO HOO HOO!!! *fart*...damn!