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by Torin
8-27-03
Welcome to Bill's Bar, how can a serve you today?
Hmm...should I ask for it?
The boozed man thinks
..........
(The guy with the beard speaks first)
Get out......now.
Gimme a full bottle of rum, with some crack mixed in.

 

by Torin
8-27-03
Well, it looks as if you're installing Windows XP!
Shit, why's my owner doing this?
HA! THOUGHT IS USELESS! I OWN YOU NOW!
Freakin' Linux would be better than this sadistic assfuck.
To be continued...
Linux eh? I'll show you fucking LINUX!
For some reason, I think I might enjoy this...

 

by Torin
8-27-03
And so the Loading begins
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And it continues
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I'm going to do the fight in hand drawing, cus I can't do it here! I'll post it. And is that the best penguin we have? Yes, yes it is.
Ha, here we go!
Bring it on, clip boy!

 

by Torin
8-27-03
Torin promised a hand drawn comic
Yeah, I probably did.
But Torin is lazy as shit, so he won't.
Hey, I'm offended.
What, are you denying it?
No, I'm just not admitting it!

 

by Torin
8-27-03
A normal day in Suburbia, MA
Yo Aiden, what ya' up to?
Nothing, working on my comic.
You just said nothing, and something.
So, you wanna' make something of it!?
View Aiden's comic. His username is Aiden. Do it or he might beat your face in.
Tell me once more, what happened?
Torin said something, I forget what. Then I beat his face in with a bat!

 

by Torin
8-27-03
Yarg, I'm a pirate!
Shut the fuck up Torin.
What, Torin? what the hell are you talking about?
Shut up, stupid. You know you're torin.
*sigh* Just another day.
HOLY CRAP!

 

by Torin
8-27-03
Shit dude, school is starting soon.
Yeah man, I suprisingly don't care at all.
Suprisingly? I don't think we expect you to care.
What, you wanna' make something of it!?
Stupid cop doesn't even try to stop him.
Bat?
Brass knucles.

 

by Torin
8-27-03
Yo, Aiden, how's your comic coming along?
Pretty good. I've got my character meeting god.
Yeah, I've got my main character talking to the other main character.
Yeah, dude, that's us.
And so, another conversation ends.
What? You wanna' make something of it!?
Shut up, that's mine.

 

by Torin
8-27-03
So what you're saying is that they trust you with a fast food chain?
BWU-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
My god, I think I might be the next CEO of this company.
And so a new saga begins. I doubt this'll last long.
So that's how it started. Gotta' start small, y'know?
No, and you are a fucking phycho.

 

by Torin
8-27-03
And so we join our heros at Torin's job
Welcome to Fro-Burgers, my name is Torin, how may I help you?
HA! You're a fucking NARK!
I hate you man. You gonna' buy something, or what?
Yeah, gimme' a large number 4, and a nark burger.
You can see were this is going. This time, Nerf gun to his eye.
Aiden, you're a bastard.
What, you wanna' make something of it!?

 

by Torin
8-27-03
This wall is my best friend, thats why i always face it when im sitting in my favorite chair
?
He's the only one who listens to me
!
God, I love owen and his whacky antics.
Except for you of course.
sandwich?

 

by Torin
8-27-03
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT TORIN!?
Well, it all started when Owen took the computer...
hahhaa, bastard doesn't suspect that I'm fucked with his comics
Owen, I saw everything...
With that, we go back to our regulary schedueled program/story line
...and that's pretty much were it ended to.
Why am I not suprised? And Owen isn't black....

 

by Torin
8-27-03
Sorry about that folks. Now back to the story.
Look man, if you're just gonna harrass me, get outa' here.
No, no, no, I swear Ima' buy something this time.
And we don't have narc burgers, sell-out fries, or corprate-whore shakes.
Damn, I really wanted that last one.
(dun dun dunnnnn) To be continued...
Well, we don't have 'em. Now are you gonna get serious, or are you gonna fuck around all day?
No, I won't get serious. I will just fuck around all day, just to spite you.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Officer, there is a kid who's just sitting around here and not buying anything.
Who, Aiden? I'm not going to mess with him.
WHAT!? You must be the fucking laziest cop ever!
What, you wanna' make something of it!?
Damn that was fun. I mean, the way he just went down was even better then I thought!
See, told ya'.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
So Torin is back at work, after getting the shit kicked out of him again.
I don't trust Aiden being here...
So, why havn't they fired you? You've missed an un-notified week of work after that cop beat you.
Why hasn't he been fired?
Oh, didn't I tell you that I'm the manager here?
No, and if you're the manager, why are you still taking my orders?
Yeah, shouldn't Torin have one of his employees be doing that?
Oh, and I didn't tell you that I've been the only person here for a month now?
That explains something.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Dude, Torin, you gotta quit now, before they expect you to actually work.
Yeah, you're right, I'll go email my resignation in now.
Ok, here we go. Dear Fro-Burgers, I quit! Your stupid business is dragging me down! From, Troin. Let's see, now I hit send, and DONE!
Torin, who are you sending that to?
So ends another saga. It's actually the first...damn.
HEY! I got an email. Let's see....OH NO! My best emploee just quit! I'm done for!
Torin, that was you quitting. Now send that email to somebody besides your manager, who is you.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Oh, hello loyal viewers of my half-asses coimc...all 2 of you.
I just finished up my first somewhat coherent story line, and so I'm taking a break of real sotry for a bit. Oh, and a new idea hasn't come to me yet.
So without further adue, here is my friend Aiden with a suggestion on how to make a good story.
As Torin and I did once in my comic, we just get drunk off our asses, and then make a plot.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Hey chaos.
SILENCE!!!! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!!
Hey terrible squid beast.
OUR NAME IS GOD!
Hehehe, for those of you who are confused, read Aiden's comic. You'll get it then.
Hello friend.
Goodbye cruel world.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Torin's dream comes true
HOLLY SHIT! IT'S A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE!
That's right Torin. I am now your violent slave. I will kick anyone's ass that you tell me to.
KICKASS! THAT RULES!
Just kidding. It was still a dream.
I fucking hate you Narator.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Man, I remember when I ran into Owen out in Arabia...
Shit, here we go again...
Dude, O Dig! What're you doing out here? I never expected to see my bro out here near Mecca.
?
Tell me that was supposed to be a bad joke. Owen isn't arabic, man.
Shit, that's probably why he didn't respond to me.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Hey Antagonist. How're you doing today?
I've had better trashcan days.
So....um....what the hell are you again?
WE ARE GOD YOU FOOL!
God save Torin's mind.
You have got to stop doing this.
But, he called me a fool. I'll show HIM god!

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Yeah, we gotta' go skatin' some time. Dan has a pipe in his backyard man.
A pipe, eh? I didn't know Dan was into that...
He's usually not. He tries to stick to the streets.
You can use a pipe on the streets. I don't see the problem.
Something tells me that the two aren't talking about the same thing.
Yeah, but it would be a bitch to lug around.
That's true. I guess he'd hafta' use paper out on the streets.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Owen, you gotta help me out here.
What is it this time?
I've been at our fucking computer all day, and I can't think of a new story line.
Awwwww, poow baby. Go ask Aiden ya' dipshit.
I don't think the cop is here to help Torin. He should be fine.
Fuck you. He's doing his own comic, I don't want to bother him.
Yet you felt the urge to bother me?

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Come on Torin, you gotta' make a comic
Think think think think. You need something good. What was it that Aiden told me?
FLASHBACK
Hmm...what's my next comic going to be?
See Torin? This is what happens when you just think about making comics all day. That's his home!
...
My god I'm skrewed...

 

by Torin
8-28-03
C'mon Torin, you gotta' put out another comic.
Think think think....WAIT! What was it that Aiden told you about coimcs?
Hmmm...what shall my next comic be?
See Torin!? This is what happens if you spend all day thinking about comics! THAT'S HIS HOME!
...........
My god I'm fucking skrewed.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Torin, try to explain what you just did. I mean, you posted the comic twice!
Yeah, I know. The sick thing is that the site didn't even notice. You think there would be a program that stopped things like this from happening.
No, no I wouldn't. I think that you are a dumbass for posting the comic twice.
Shut the fu.......wait. No, I'm not going to fight it this time.
Will Torin ever get a real comic up? Nope.
So, ya' finally learned something, eh?
I hate you.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
We find ourselves in Torin's room. And what's this? A girl? Hmm....
Hey Ashy.
HEY BABY! I called today, but you didn't pick up. Why?
I've been online all day, and my cell phone is in my family room.
Oh, that's ok, I still love you!
Love, hmmm, what? I love this comic. I MEAN....shit.
Why do I date you?

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Man, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Why? What did I do wrong in your little brain this time?
I don't know. Maybe it was the mindless self-promotion of your comic!
Hey, kid, I need to spread the word of BoA, so shut up.
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Aiden&ID=170957 Go there and look at what he has to say.
And the title made no sense.
WHAT!? That damn stick-figure took my pants. So I made him promote the comic!

 

by Torin
8-28-03
This is almost a story. Holy shit.
Torin, do you really love your comics more than you love me?
WHAT!? Baby, no. What made you think that?
'Cus you said it yourself. That's what.
What if we made out? Would that help anything?
It seems that Torin's grave is being dug as we speak.
You are a jackass. Tell me again, why am I with you?
I'm clueless.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
No, baby, please, let me make it up to you.
I'm listening...
What if, um............I took you to a movie and dinner tonight? Just me and you, none of my friends.
How romantic! Of corse I'll go!
Dude, whatever you do, do NOT go to the 7:30 showing of "Cheezy Chick-Flick IV, the same as before"
And why shouldn't I? Do I smell a date to ruin?

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Much much later...
See? This evening ended up being wonderful. It's almost as if nothing ever happened.
I know! I feel so lucky to have a guy like you!
Wait, I have a bad feeling something is yet to come.
What are you talking about?
What?
Hey, wanna' go get hammered and bang?

 

by Torin
8-28-03
(the boys are whispering)
Who the hell are you, and why are you destroying my date?
Me? I'm General Protagonist. Aiden sent me.
(the boys are whispering)
Why am I not surprised? Wait, why didn't he come?
Oh, Aiden had to go out with his family. Good folks.
normal volume again
I think it's time to go mess up his family outing...
HELL YEAH!

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Before you two go. I understand why you have to. But you, GP, why did you do this to our night?
...
My life is just a number of meaningless antics, I guess.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
They're moving quickly. GP has his mobile, and Torin just runs.
Thank god for my trashmobile!
Ok, let's go!
Ok, so, what's our plan?
We find where they are, and attack Aiden in front of his parents.
And so the plan is set.
How about I just nail my head, as always.
As always.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
See Aiden, this is a wonderful evening. I told you you'd have a good time.
I hate you dad. I should be out terrorizing Torin and his girlfriend.
Why'd you make me come here mom?
It's because you never spend time with us anymore. Now I get to nag you over a nice glass of wine.
::shreiks::
What?

 

by Torin
8-28-03
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. I mean, I don't like my parents, but this was to far!
I know! I'm sorry.
What about you, Torin?
I'll never appologize. You almost destroid mine and Ash's relationship! It's lucky for you she's a kind person.
And so the two friends went back to their daily lives. But what about Ashlee, hmm?
So, we're even, hu? And why are you sucking up to Ash in a comic?
Yeah, we're even. And, y'know, any excuse to suck-up to a girlfriend is a good one.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
Again we find ourselves with Torin at the computer.
At the end of my last comic, you may have thought that I would go into what Ash, my girlfriend was thinking.
Well, you're wrong. I'm not phychic, so I can't pry into my loved ones' minds. And even if I could, I wouldn't open that info to you all.
With that happy note, I must say this, WHAT THE HELL IS WITH AIDEN'S COMIC?
I think you know what's up.

 

by Torin
8-28-03
We find Torin and Aiden in their secret comic lab...
Well, let's take a look at my comic, and check the list of standard WebComic features off
Ok, let's get started!
Main Character: check, Best Friend: check, Radomness: Check, Real People: Check, Romance: check, I think we're all good!
Wait, I think you're missing something there Torin.
And so, Torin's comic sucks
What? No. Look at this list, and tell me something we don't have.
Item 6: Humor: no check

 

by Torin
8-29-03
What's this? 2p.m. and Torin is only making his first coimc?
Yeah, I slept in, what's you point?
You usually have 10 comics by now!
Yeah, I'm gonna stop doing that. Y'know, don't wanna look completly lifeless.
But you are...
I fucking hate you.

 

by Torin
8-29-03
Dude, in your last comic...
Yeah, I said "coimc" in stead of "comic", I know! I said I was fucking tired.
No, you said you'd just woken up.
Meh, either way. They're almost the same.
Well, it looks like Aiden has proven Torin wrong again.
No, they're completly different. And you're a dumbass.

 

by Torin
8-29-03
Dude, check out OnyxBlackWolf's comic.
Yeah, man, it's freakin' sweet.
I love the random humor in it. It makes it feel like I'm reading a comic somewhat similar to both of ours.
Yeah man. And you've made a few cameos. You should put him in one of your comics!
Which is worse? Who knows....
I feel like I'm looking in a fucking mirror...
No, you're just looking at me, Antony!

 

by Torin
8-29-03
I'm doing this just to recap the characters. Just incase someone was confused.
Hi. I'm Torin, and I pretty much run things here. It's my comic.
Yo. I'm Aiden, and I'm Torin's best friend. I kick his ass, and make my own comic.
Meh. I'm General Protagonist. I'm actually Aiden's character, but Torin has used me many times.
AHHH! I'm Onyx, and I'm not really in this comic yet. I will be seen more often from now on.
So that's about it. Nothing very great, just us guys....and Ash.
HEY! I'm Ash, Torin's fathfull and beutifull girlfriend. I'm very important to him.
OI! I'm Owen, Torin's brother. I never look the same in each comic!

 

by Torin
8-29-03
Dude, what is wrong with you? My hair is red, and you know it!
Actually, I don't. I just think it is from your comic.
THAT'S NOT THE POINT!
And anyway, I'm the only awsome red-head here. There were no other options. Sorry man.
Yet Torin just stands there and takes it.
Oh, ok. As long as you put it that way, you still suck.
He's the new guy. He can't say that.

 

by Torin
9-01-03
Look bitchass! Stop using my characters in your comic!
Hey, fucktard, I made these my characters before I read yours!
Wait, what the fuck is going on?
Well to fucking bad! If I'm gonna be in your comic, make me look like I really fucking do!
How about you stop fucking bitching, and let me do my fucking comic!
How about you use a different fucking character for Ashley!
Here's a plan, how about you fucking spell Ashlee's name right, and realize that that's what she fucking looks like!

 

by Torin
9-01-03
Yeah, so Aiden, I saw that you told Onyx about my comic, huh?
Yeah, I thought he should know.
Yeah? Well I thought you should learn how to spell! As I've said many times, it's Ashlee, not Ashley.
Fuck you.
DEFENSE OF FUCKING HOT GIRLFRIEND POWERS!!!!!
Fucking OW! I thought you didn't have powers!

 

by Torin
9-01-03
Oh, hello. I'm not Onyx, although this character was before.
That's right. This is Ender. Onyx bitched about his character, so he'll get a new one.
So, in reality, you're just putting me in this comic to take up this character.
Yeah, most likely. But I do like you, and you deserve a spot here.
Yeah, that's Dan with the pipe.
So, um, wanna' go use the pipe in my back yard?
I told you man, I don't do that shit.

 

by Torin
9-01-03
The group discusses the plans for the future comics.
Yeah, so, I need a new character for Antony.
I'm so ashamed of taking his character!
In case you were wondering, this is like the table in "That 70's Show".
Whatever, he didn't like that blonde-ass anyway.
Damn strait I didn't. So um, when do the auditions start?
Most likely my next comic. That would make sense.
When the fuck did YOU do anything that made sense?

 

by Torin
9-01-03
And so we join ourselves in the studio of the comic.
I R auditioning for teh p4rt of Ant0ny!
I fucking killed you! Get out.
Here it goes... "HEY! Torin, you smell like crap, and god doesn't like you very much!" How was that?
That, was terrible. These are tears of rage.
I think we're kinda' fucked here.
Yeah. I mean, who the fuck invited Altar boy?

 

by Torin
9-01-03
And the auditions continue...
"Hey! Torin! Come here a minute...
Look, before you go on. You've allready got a character here. Go, eat some donuts, or something.
Yarg! I am Antony! I'll yell at people!
Go home Owen.
Dear Journal, well, today was another long day at the studio. Torin is working on finding me a replacement, but it's not working. I hope sombody does something right here...NAH! It'll never happen

 

by Torin
9-02-03
Will these auditions ever end? I think not!
Eyyyy! How's it going guys? Torin betta' do what I says or I might hafta' punch that juke box. Eyyyyy!
Thank you Fonzarelli. Now go home.
(he says, "I am Antony and I want to give death to Torin")
Ay caramba! Yo estoy Antony y quiero dar muerte a Torin!
I don't even think that deserves a response...
If these auditions don't end soon I'll end them myself!
Umm.....Torin? You're one who started them...

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