Torin  

Oh, hello. I'm not Onyx, although this character was before.

That's right. This is Ender. Onyx bitched about his character, so he'll get a new one.

So, in reality, you're just putting me in this comic to take up this character.

Yeah, most likely. But I do like you, and you deserve a spot here.

So, um, wanna' go use the pipe in my back yard?

I told you man, I don't do that shit.