All comics by Treetops

 

by Treetops
9-29-03
Ok, I asked to talk to Taylor and he showed up.
Ok, I'm here what do you want?
Well, one I want to know who cut my hair, two I wanted to tell you to stop being a frickin' control freak.
Ok, this is a reasonable question. And a simple answer wonder what he'd really say?
What do me a control freak?
You boss Laura around, you don't like her being with her friends, and you try to change her.
If this was the real outcome, then I'd have to say he doesn't love her.
So what, I love her and I'm going to do whatever the heck I like.
Baka!!!!!

 

by Treetops
9-29-03
So Taylor goes tell Laura in hopes of getting me off his case now.
Taylor told me what you said to him.
Ok.....still want to know who cut my hair.
What a spetacular question and check out this awesome answer.
Why would you say something like that to him?
Well because it's true.
What an idiot I can be.
OK! HE DOES'NT CONTROL, I'M GOING HOME NOW.
Soy Baka!!!!!! Should have tried telling her first.

 

by Treetops
9-29-03
Ok so I chase after her to tell her also in someone elses words.
WHAT AN IDIOT HE IS!!!! MY PRECIOUS LOVE WOULD NEVER CONTROL ME.
Hey, I caught up with you!
Great choice of words isn't it?
WHAT NOW?
Well, I just wanted to tell you that Taylor has you wipped.
Yep, her walking away and me on the ground a bloody pulp. I just love these scenarios.
He just doesn't get that I love Taylor.
Ouch.....why did you deck me?

 

by Treetops
9-29-03
Meet Zach, the greatest perv I know.
Cool online comic
How'd I end up an angel?
Hey cool I made Zach an angel
Oh, that's how it happened. Wonder if he knows I'm behind him?
Hey Zach wanna play Evercrack?
Crud....he knows I'm here.

 

by Treetops
9-29-03
The Imaginations of two teenagers, pretty sad actually.
Hal, we've slipped into another dimension.
Hmmm....so we have because I remember dinosaurs going exstinct
Hey cool I'm a bug....Run in fear from me or I will pull my stink bug finger.
Noooo.....I don't want to be a dragon.
Hey your back to normal and I am the biggest monkey in the world with the 2nd biggest monkey attached to me.
In what world are living?

 

by Treetops
10-02-03
Ok, now to show everyone a thought I just had tonight watching some young kids....
Laura, I don't think you should be hyper.
awwww....ok, Taylor
And then I saw some adults....
I don't think you should be around those friends because they make you hyper. I love you.
*sigh* alright. I love you too.
who happened to be there parents.
I don't think you should act that way or be with those kids. I'm doing this because I love you.
Whatever you say Dad.

 

by Treetops
10-06-03
Ok, this is what happened. I took a physics test and got the results in, needless to say it didn't go to well.
Nooo......a bad test grade in physics!
If you got a bad grade it's because you didn't show your work.
Hey how'd I get this time travel problem wrong, there's no work to show?
You should have written you were making an assumation that when you go back in time you don't move at all.
Needless to say I don't like this guys tests.
What a stupid test.
Next time you'll know when I put show all work, that you should show all work.

 

by Treetops
10-06-03
Ok, playing with the option of a little girl.
Hey look it's scarey a little girl with pig tails and a head the size of her body.
Your one to speak with that hairdo?
Who doesn't get distracted easily.
Maybe I'll get an award for finding you or maybe sell you to the circus.
Maybe I can scalp you and sell your hair as a wig.
And is good at insulting people.
No fair picking on my hair....someone cut it already.
What a wuss. I'm out of here.

 

by Treetops
10-06-03
Ok, so now I'm pulling the calvery out on that little girl, aka Zach.
So that little girl was making fun of your hair?
Yes, now you go get her.
So here he is.
Hey you little girl, good insulting Hal. Want to like do it?
Why thank you, you little one millimeter piece of trash, and no I don't want to do it.
And another thrashing of another character.
Ok, your loss of the biggest one in the world.
What the biggest one compared to what a baby snail?

 

by Treetops
10-06-03
Sometime Kristian and Taylor and Laura*not shown* started talking about Marriage.
Kristian, you know that me and Laura are going to get married.
It's a possiblity that you will.
He gets defensive about Kristian's comment.
NO!!!!! WE WILL GET MARRIED!!!!
Ok, it's probable that you will get married to her.
I wonder if he's mentally okay.
NO!!!!! WE WILL GET MARRIED!!!! IT'S A FACT!!!!
Wonder if he can predict the future? Probably not.

 

by Treetops
10-06-03
Here's a nice presidential example.
Let's get drunk
Woah a fat drunk girl. I bet she'll give out some.
Hey this old fart is hot when I'm drunk.
I can hear you. *hic up* I think I drank too much. Let's get it on.
Hmmm....how dumb can a guy get?
Bill Clinton: I deny getting drunk and sleeping with that girl. Even though I can't remember that evening.

 

by Treetops
10-13-03
You took care of the little big head girl.
Darn right I did, she just couldn't help apologizing when I whipped out my tool.
I don't think she was old enough for that kinda thing Zach.
Doesn't matter she whinned like a wildabeast in heat.
OH NO!!!!!!
What she was good?

 

by Treetops
10-13-03
No....not that here she comes.
She must want some more.
Hey, you want to like do it again?
What are you talking about I was just coming over to tell that loser with the wierd hair not to send guys with non-existant balls if he wants to get even with me.
Ha! I knew you didn't do it with the big head girl!
And what would you know, she was just saying that so I wouldn't get in trouble for doing a minor or something like that.

 

by Treetops
10-13-03
Alright must find someone online to help me defeat the evil of the little big head girl.
Hmm...The psychotic revenge list room.....this chat room looks like it'll help.
Revenge Addict: Alright....I'll take care of your problems.
YES!!!! HAHAHA....the little big head girl won't know what hit her.
What a fool he won't know what hit him.
Logging off of screen name "Revenge Addict".

 

by Treetops
10-13-03
Ok....so next day after revenge addict tells me he'll take care of my problem Taylor shows up and starts reading from this card.
Hi Taylor what are you doing here?
i.. am.. "revenge addict".. i've.. come.. to.. take.. care.. of.. your.. problem.
So everyone knows this is not based on real events.
Ok....so your revenge addict? So what are you going to do?
i.. am.. going.. to.. slap.. you.. around.. and.. then.. give.. you.. some.. lovin'..
I just wanted to find someone to put him back into the comic, so in this one he's the little big head girl's pawn.
Ok... I'm going inside now and locking the door.
astrick.. slap.. him.. around.. and.. then.. give.. him.. some.. loving.. asterick.

 

by Treetops
10-13-03
Hey before I go lock the door and hopefully never see your face again tell me who gave you that card?
WHY?! WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?
I think the real "revenge addict" gave you the card. And like to know who it is so I can pay him back.
OH!! in that case it was a little girl with an oversized head and pigtails.
Lucky me.
NO!!!!!! NOT HER AGAIN!!!!!
What are you talking about?

 

by Treetops
10-13-03
Ok....seeing as my girlfriend doesn't like the big head girl I enlisted the services of mutant space Kangaroo's
Ok...it's a deal, then.
You got it, that girl is as good as dead.
Any last words before I kill you now?
Yes, your an ugly butt retard who is working for dippoo.
And so end's the life of the little big head girl.
No more biotch. That is good.
Cool gun though.

 

by Treetops
10-14-03
Halloween Night, me and Zach meet.
Hello Zach, what are you suppose to be?
Dude, I'm a dark elf from Everquest. And what what you suppose to be? A girl? because you aint got no balls.
Wait, this isn't right.....
I'm a wizard nimrod.
I'm not a nimrod, you bungholio. And insult me again and I'll hit you with a class 4 mega fireball.
this is us on a regular basis.
What are you talking about....I'm the one with the fake wand staff thingy. So you be quite or I'll knock you lights out with it.
Ummm....I don't think so dillweed, and I thought that was a plunger.

 

by Treetops
10-16-03
Hello I'm Captain Guy.
I'm Super Ninja Guy.
My super power is that I get to where a spandax costume and say overly used cliches.
I don't have super powers, but I can do all this Tai-Bo stuff. Hehe spandax, what kinda stupid super power is that?
One where I get to say "Hello Captian Obvious" now get out of my comic you've been messing it up since you got here.
Umm....what comic? You don't have any cool super powers? Like me Super Ninja Guy!

 

by Treetops
10-16-03
Fine seeing as we both don't have cool super powers, then the one with the better orgin story gets to stay.
But I got cool super powers, that was never trash talked like yours.
You know Tai-Bo....about every overwieght nut case knows that or did at one time.
Yeah, but it's a long and forgotten form of martial arts now.
You were overwieght weren't you and you learned Tai-Bo to get skinny enough to fit into you stupid tiny costume, that's your orgin story isn't it?
Yeah and let me guess your some psychotic billionaire who is taking justice into his own hands?

 

by Treetops
10-16-03
So...umm....now how do we decide who stays for the comic strip?
Want to fight for it, that way I can uleash my Tai-Bo moves and show you what being a super hero is all about?
I know we could go see who can beat up the most super villians.
Sounds Good.....let's go! And no gizmos.
Sucker....I got hidden gizmos.
Sucker, I've got hidden gizomos.

 

by Treetops
10-16-03
So Captian Guy heads to his secret headquarters to read his criminal records to find someone worthy of being a super villian and finds one....
Let's see Muntant Space Kangaroo...Space Ship hovering earth. Crime: Killing a little girl. With a big head?
I think I'll pay this Space Muntant Kangaroo a little visit.
Give up Muntant Space Kangaroo or face the wrath of "CAPTAIN GUY"!
Hmm....give up to idiot with stupid super powers or blow him into oblivion.
So the comic strip goes to Super Ninja Guy. To bad he doesn't know yet.
Cool gun. I need to get me one if I survive.
Hehe...to blow him up and no you won't survive, Captain Nimrod.

 

by Treetops
10-16-03
Oh look, Super Ninja Guy came to me to find a Super Villian.
Ok....all I got to do is find a super villian and beat him up then the comic is all mine.
So what do you want me to do?
I want you to put a super villian in a comic strip so I can beat him up.
But didn't you hear, Captain Guy got blown to oblivion by a Muntant Space Kangaroo.
Oh I get it, you give Captian guy a Super Villian but not me, because I'm black.
No, I was just saying you don't have to find a Super Villian anymore to be the star of the comic.

 

by Treetops
10-16-03
Even though he's gotten the comic he insisted on fighting a Super Villian so he could be the Star.
So are you going to give me a Super Villian or what?
I guess....let me go get one, but once I get one, make sure to not make a mess in the front yard.
ALRIGHT! I GOT MY OWN SUPER VILLIAN.
I'm glad I don't have to be in the same panel as this guys super villian.
NOOOO!!!!! TO UGLY I MUST BURN MYSELF TO DEATH!
Hello, my name is Julie, I'll be your Super Villian for the evening.

 

by Treetops
10-23-03
This is steel cage person. Don't I come up with the best names for these things.
Why'd you have to put me into your comic?
Because you were there.
For some reason he's winny.
But I don't want to be in your comic, take me out of it.
Do you really want to know how people end up out of my comics?
Let's see if he'll last more than 2 strips.
Yes!
I get out of the strip and Jullie appears and you burn yourself to death or I get the muntant space kangaroo to kill you.

 

by Treetops
10-23-03
Ok.... got to find something to do.
I don't want to leave the comic anymore, but what do I do?
I know what you can do and it'll take the attention off you for a few strips.
REALLY?! What is it?
You can bring me, "Super Ninja Guy" that other super hero and the little big head girl back to life.
I'm not too sure about this now.

 

by Treetops
11-10-03
Stupid Robot took the zombies advise.
What are you doing back? I thought I got the mutant space kangaroo's to assagninate you?
You did, but now I'm back and I know all the backstreet boys lyrics.
OH GOD NO!!!!
And that's not all. I'm gun repelent now.
I'll wake up and this will be just a dream.
What a wuss...can't wait to get even with that Kangaroo though.

 

by Treetops
11-10-03
The Little Big Head Girls revenge.
HEY!!! How'd you get on board my space ship?
That won't matter soon, it'll be my space ship.
The Muntant Space Kangaroo didn't read the last comic but don't worry, he's my assassign so he can't die.
Wait a minute I killed you, so how are you here in front of me. Well it doesn't matter prepare to die.
Oh I was brough back to life by a tin dummy and now try and kill me.
Whoops looks like he can.
NOO!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Ha! What a dumbass.

 

by Treetops
11-15-03
So here's my retribution to the metal guy who's name I've forgotten.
I thought I was going to be out of the comics from now on? That's what you all promised me.
That's your fault for believing me you big pile of rust metal.
You lied? How could you?
Easily.
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
Now shut up you bugged eye freak and start doing my bidding.

 

by Treetops
11-15-03
Thanks Robot Tin Guy for bringing me back to life.
Hey you promised I wouldn't be in anymore strips if I went along with your plan.
I didn't promise that....I promised you'd get out of a few. That was the little big head girl promising that you wouldn't be in anymore comics.
Oh ok....she lied....
Ok....tell you what Captian Guy wants to thank you first too and then me and him can work on getting the attention away from you.
Finally I get out of the comic for a while.

 

by Treetops
11-15-03
Thank you Robot Tin Guy for bringing me back to life.
My pleasure....now can I leave the comic?
Why of course you can....I think.
Alright I'm outta here.
So why is he still here.
WHY CAN'T I MOVE?!

 

by Treetops
11-15-03
So Super Ninja Guy and Captain Guy plot against me, thinking I'm non the wiser.
So is it agreed?
Yes...we shall eleminate Treetops...
So do you want to work together or one of us hit him then retreat and the other hits and it goes back and forth like that or what?
Yes that sounds good, we'll take turns pumelling him.
Dang it Captain Guy blew my cover.
Ok let's do this!
Wait....shouldn't we have used some kinda code when we talked, I mean we're taking on the stripcreator guy, so isn't he like the narrarottor and all knowing of what we are doing at this very moment?

 

by Treetops
11-15-03
Hmm.....well he is the narrarator but he can't do that much to us. I've seen him he's a wuss.
So if he's the narrarator doesn't he have like some kinda special powers over us?
HEY!!!! WE'RE SUPER HEROES NOTHING CAN KILL US!!! THE GOOD GUYS ALWAYS WIN!!!
Good pep talk. You've convinced me, let's go do this thing.
And so end's the pathetic life of Captain Guy who's only super power was pointing out the obvious. Hehe good bye Captian Obvious.
Guess you weren't super enough to be a super hero.
Dang it....we should've used code.

 

by Treetops
11-15-03
So Super Ninja Guy rushes to a second early grave.
DANG IT!!!! GET OUT HERE TREE TOPS!!!!
And so he yells for 5 minutes....
YOU KILLED CAPTAIN GUY AND NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
and then 10 more minutes he finally thinks of something.
Hmm....maybe he's not home.

 

by Treetops
11-16-03
23 1/2 Hours later Super Ninja guy is still at my door.
Hurry up man I ain't got all day to kick your butt around.
23 49/99 Hours later
Ahhh....forget him he's not home. I'll come back some other time.
Hmmmm......I wonder who was here a few seconds ago.

 

by Treetops
11-16-03
Meet my girlfriend..... the best girlfriend I've ever had.
The only reason guys like me is because of my boobs.
I like that *points various places except boobs and vigina*
Oh....So you don't like my Boobs?! *cries*
NO!!!!! I like th..........
*crying* My Boyfriend doesn't like my boobs!
Can't say boobs, must not finish sentence.

 

by Treetops
11-21-03
Hmm....this would be the perfect time for someone to ambush me.....
Wonder what happened to that Super Ninja Guy....
Dang it! I can't get out of the hole I dug to ambush him!

 

by Treetops
11-21-03
Alright I feel like mutalating something beyond recognition and your it.
I'm so scared you jelly armed weakling.
Wait I have a better idea....I'll let my other self on you. He'll do a much better job of beating you into oblivion.
So all bark and no bite. I knew it you can't do swuat.
Ok.... I'm done laying this place to waste. But I don't feel any better. I know what to do. TIME TO GO PLAY WITH SWORD!!!! ^_^
DAMN IT! MY SHIP AND ME!!! HE REALLY WAS SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING IT.

 

by Treetops
11-23-03
Hmm....still feeling destructive but not as much as I was.
Where's Super Ninja guy when I want to kill another comic character?
There you are! About time you showed up again.
Dang it! I knew to sneak up on you I had to come from the other way.

 

by Treetops
11-23-03
So let's see, I'll kill you and then when I need a super hero I'll just resurect you or Captain Guy.
A bit cocky aren't you?
Nope.
Alright your funeral.
10 seconds latter.
Ok....that was boring....I'll come and get your corpse from the morge when I need a super hero. You got it?
Hahaha....I'm now Super Ninja Ghost Guy! For the new super power I will spare your life for now.

 

by Treetops
11-27-03
Hey everyone, welcome my sister to the comic.
...
Well do you have anything you'd like to say?
Yes, yes I do.
What is it?
Give me a hott piece of man meat to do what I please with.

 

by Treetops
11-27-03
Ok....ummmm.....let me go find someone.
YAY!!!! Man meat time!
MMMM....wonder what kinda hunk he's getting for me.
Ain't it the truth
Hello, are you my new secretary?
Dang it! Knew he would send some piece of garbage ex-president to me!

 

by Treetops
11-27-03
So are you ready to do...uhhh...you know it?
Hmmm....well he is a man....
Or do you want some foreplay first?
...and he does have meat....
Hello? Are you deaf or do I need to whip out my tool to get your attention?
...but he's been used...so I'm out of here.

 

by Treetops
11-27-03
Alright, I feel destructive yet again and now I have a new target, thanks to Pam.
I'm a political figure, you can't harm me. So do your worst.
HEY!!!! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?! MOVE SO I CAN RUN FROM THIS LUNATIC!
Oh but why Mr. ex-f**ker-president? He can't hurt you. *evil grin*
Destructive urges still not satsified....
Oh so do I get killed next, please?

 

by Treetops
11-30-03
ok.....so I'm bending reality on comics together for this one.
Hey there's a guy that look's like me.
Hey you look like me! Who are you?
I'm Hal from Treetops. Who are you?
I'm Taylor from The Cheese.
BAD TAYLOR!!!! TRANSFORM INTO MY COMIC FORMAT IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE HERE.
Dang it. I liked my format for some reason.

 

by Treetops
11-30-03
Hey who are you?
I'm your other character half in the comic.
Ok......
You know the one that destroys stuff for you when your in your destructive moods.
*nods head* ok......
HEY DON'T MAKE ME DO WHAT I DID TO LITTLE BIG HEAD GIRL, SUPER NINJA GUY, AND CLINTON TO YOU.

 

by Treetops
11-30-03
Seeing as Hal didn't believe me a little demostration is in order. You may want to know how I got this rocket into a crowded city?
Well it was quit easy. I just brought it in a truck to the middle and set it up right here.
And vala. A decimated city for ya'. My next deminstration will include my bare hands against another city.

 

by Treetops
11-30-03
Ok.... I found another city to decimate...so I'll be right back with you as a tear it into oblivion.
2 Secs later....
See hold ya' I did it for ya' comics.
...

 

by Treetops
12-01-03
Go on and say it.
Oh fine.....
I am sorry about the last few comics. They were my attempt to give credit to us who are responsible for everything that happens.....
in the comics of Treetops.... I was planning on giving you all the look at all the neat props and characters here, but Hal didn't like the idea so he's making me apologize.
Ok...I'm done can I go now?
Is anyone still here or did I miss the whistle again?

 

by Treetops
12-01-03
YAY!!! Space comic!!! Free ride to outerspace!!!
Neshka Popo ni hawlqe.
Ummm.....is there a translator for this guy somewhere around?
Paddiwag gizin ied awg adun.
Ika roughly translates to: Then I have no use for you.
Sorry little dude. No translator.
Ika.

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