Patriotism.

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: February 5, 2003

by Trippingbillee
2-05-03
Oh my God! I've been drafted! I have to fly to Iraq the day after tomorrow.
Think about it this way. We're doing something important over there.
But if its so important, how come there is little foreign support, even after Powell's presentation to the UN?
Because we have big american penises! Look how big they are! Oooooh! So big!
I have to tape mine to my leg when I play basketball!