Politics is to Democracy as Black is to White

Author: Trippingbillee

Date: January 27, 2004

by Trippingbillee
1-27-04
Ok, so let me get this straight. We DON'T want the good, liberal candidate to be nominated because he'll never beat Bush.
Right. We need a more conservative, middle-of-the-road guy.
So, we don't want someone, with, say, an actual liberal idealogy.
Right. We need someone to appeal to the fence-sitters, swing voters, and democrats in the South who approve of Bush.
So we need to nominate... a conservative. To beat another conservative.
We're thinking about asking G.W. Bush to run on the Democrats' ticket as well as the Republicans'. We think he has the best chance of beating himself.