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| There was once a guy named Greg. Greg was a happy Mailman, giving mail to all the good little girls and boys. | |
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| But then one day, he accidently cut off his left toe with a butter knife. In great pain, he dialed 911 for a Taxi. They denied his cry for help. | |
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| So he grabbed an axe from under his bed and went up to the neighbours pet monkey. With one quick slice, he cut the monkeys head off. | |
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| But he was still angry. He threw his axe to a cowboy and picked up his mailbag. He then proceeded to shove packages into peoples mouths. | |
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| People did not like this, so they shot him. | |
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